When I Used To Be The Designated Mom Friend Of The Group

My dad said he'd kick me into outer space, I said thank you cuz I can meet Obi-Wan Kenobi!

His response;

My dad: Hell no, Obi-Wan would say youre like Anakin and tell ya to get lost-

Me: Oh! So I'm like Anakin, huh? Am I gunna kill a whole bunch of younglings?

My dad: shut the fuck up

Me: Your not being very jedi like

My dad: Shut up, you're the one who's Anakin

I didnt know how to tell him I'm actually in love with Anakin but also want to be him... dear lord, my poor father

this is a callout post for DALLAS WINSTON😡😡 he lives rent-free in my head and i'm sick of it😤 pay up goblin boy🤑

I need more internet friends literally dont be afraid to message me I'mlonley

I think... if y'all want to be my friend... then you should...

Clints a spy motherfucker

They dont tell us this shit in school, it's never talked about- how is this never talked about?? I never knew these quotes, I should've gotten more into the true history of MLK. Lately, so many interesting things about him have came out. White people so scarcely realize our privileges. We don't have to worry about simply getting out of our doors safely. I'm glad I'm learning more about black history, learning things I was never told, learning history that was ignored by society and the school systems. Now, I'm not blaming the school systems for my lack of knowledge. I hope that things really do start to change, that people become more educated on these things and people's ignorant views and opinions change as well.

Me reading this while going back to my cheating boyfriend: so true girl

These wish suggestions on Instagram are getting a little too close to the truth-

Me: *looking for stenbrough on tumblr and finding this*

my mind: *ship it*

me: ..why?

my mind: you gotta

This is the cutest shit I’ve ever seen. Reblog if you agree. :)