You Can’t Make This Stuff Up 😐

Me with Stanley Barber when I walk around with no shoes and my very lesbian friend looks at me like I've finally lost it

im having a heavy kinnie day for peter parker yall i have never felt this much pETER BENJAMIN PARKER 

Ohmygod I feel like I've been blessed- FINALLY

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

I've decided to make a contribution

uhhh honey? your poor little meow meow just committed murder

That shit hurted

“why do you think people project so hard onto the losers club?” trauma and the fantasy of having a ride or die group of friends next question

My dad said he'd kick me into outer space, I said thank you cuz I can meet Obi-Wan Kenobi!

His response;

My dad: Hell no, Obi-Wan would say youre like Anakin and tell ya to get lost-

Me: Oh! So I'm like Anakin, huh? Am I gunna kill a whole bunch of younglings?

My dad: shut the fuck up

Me: Your not being very jedi like

My dad: Shut up, you're the one who's Anakin

I didnt know how to tell him I'm actually in love with Anakin but also want to be him... dear lord, my poor father

Like, dudes..breath, take a break..put down the iced coffee and drink some fricken water

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on 23 June a magnitude 7.5 earthquake hit Mexico with its epicenter in Oaxaca, where there is a predominant indigenous demographic. the majority of the damage occurred in indigenous pueblos that are still curently recovering from the devastating earthquake that happened 3 years ago. these same indigenous communities are also simultaneously experiencing displacement due to COVID 19 and lack of government aid. these are places that have the most vulnerability and need the most direct action and attention in recovery and aid.

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Reddie, reblog if you agree.

Reblog if you think trans women:

A. Are women

B. Can be lesbians

Matt Dillon is older than my parents but I'd still fuck him

Reblog if you agree aye