Realizes Hdg Is A Thing And Immediatelly Gets Obsessed Because What The Fuck Ive Been Looking For This

the death is kind.

The feeling when u realize that Ur risking Ur life needlessly because you've Been cultivating a "my life is worthless and I should take every opportunity to passively increase the chance I die" for almost a decade is REAL.

adulthood really does hit you like a fucking truck when you spent all of your teenage years thinking you were gonna kill yourself eventually,

Like if you agree

Dream belongs to jokublog

This design was inspired by hexcia's and thaltro's design of Dream

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Angel dom who pulls you in closer and closer with Its soft wings? Stinging and burning your skin so subtly, slowly with each loving touch and caress. Praising you in the sweetest of voices as you take it all, touches burning hot with each breath and gasp and moan

Angel dom who draws you in closer as It shoves Its tongue down your mouth, taking more and more of you as you feel It lowering Its collar around your head. The stinging heat of Its halo near your neck, a heavenly shock collar that'll brand you as a divine's lover if you even try to pull away

Finding true divinity in the way your hands tentatively roam Its body, in the way you flow along with Its words and touch. What do you say, will you let an angel worship a heavenly lover like you? <3

i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like "if you don't turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU" and he didn't so i did.

EVERYTHING HURTS WHY CAN I NOT GET RID PF THE DIRT. IVE LEGIT SCRUBBED MYSELF UNTIL I BLED AJD IT IS STILL NOT EOIGH, IM ITCHING SO FUCKING BAD

Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.

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It's okay if your ship is not yet canon!

It's okay if your ship never becomes canon!

It's okay if your ship was canon and has since broken up!

It's okay if the members of your ship have literally never spoken to each other!

It's okay if the members of your ship hate each other's guts!

It's okay if the members of your ship are in completely different media!

It's all okay! Ship what you want! Let other people ship what they want! Ship and let ship, and all that good stuff!

Enjoy canon for what it is, and have fun in the sandbox that is fandom when canon doesn't provide what you're looking for.

Half your ship died? Not in fanfic they didn't.

A character left the show? In my mind, they're on vacation.

People keep tearing each other to pieces over whether or not their ship exists in the source material. Like... when did that become relevant? Of the twenty ships I currently have saved as faves on Ao3, only 3 were ever canon. No one used to care. And now suddenly everyone does.

Let's go back to not caring. Fandom was more fun back then, I promise.

Like, sure. It's fun when your ships set sail, but it's not some moral failing on your part if they don't or never will.

Chess

(Also, metal)

One must never underestimate an opponent who does not fear death. An enemy who values your death more than their own life is unpredictable - you cannot assume that there is anything they wouldn't dare to do. Risk a blow to distract you, run right into your sword in order to get their own into you, tackle you off a cliff to throw you both into your deaths. An enemy that does not seek to survive is ruthless, they will think in ways so alien to you, that you cannot anticipate what they might do. The best defense you can have is to never make enemies like this.

The same fear and respect should also apply to clowns. They do not fear shame or mockery, they have no honour to lose by becoming laughingstock. A clown will not hesitate to look ridiculous, if tackling you makes you both look stupid. A clown does not fear losing their dignity for as long as they can take yours down with them.

Do not make enemies with clowns.

Shitposting instead of writing my fic yey

Introducing: Nightmare but he's fucking pathetic

Everything is the same, he's just a loser

To illustrate the thought: for his meeting with Killer in the void he tripped on air and fell face flat in front of him, it is a miracle Killer accepted to follow him

His meeting with Dust wasn't better, it went something like this:

Nightmare, hiding behind a tree repeating his text: I am Nightmare, King of Negativity, and you will come with me in my castle to assist me in my plan to dominate the multiverse...

Nightmare, taking a deep breath and finally appearing in front of Dust: I am castle and I- and you- me king- I am king- Nightmare is name- ! A-and I want you to dominate me- THE WORLD-

Dust, trying not to laugh: ... do you want me to turn around and pretend nothing happened so you can try again ?

Nightmare: yes please qwq

The meeting with Horror you ask ? Not great either, he got himself stuck in trap and had to wait for Horror to finish laughing after he introduced himself to get his answer

He's a loser, luckily the gang is here to do the threatening for him