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more ballet garneau

Saw something while getting New shoes and immediatelly went "oh, this looks like something [no-longer-friend-I-crushed-on] would wear!" And Felt so fucking Sad. Like, that's the same person that told me to kill myself.

What I hate the most is that a Lot of the things that made I love her were literally Just she expressing How much she wanted me dead.

I thought she was Just like me, and that she had this quirky way of communication that nobody Else really got.

Like, fuck. It's the only person I ever loved and she hated me. And I loved her because she hated me. And I still don't know How to express It.

I'm still kinda afraid to express It.

it’s unfortunate that (some) people in fandom spaces are starting to get too comfortable complaining and being rude to writers and artists who create contents they personally don’t like (“why are you making this character a top when he’s obviously a bottom? omg do you even understand his character?” “I’m so sick of seeing fan art and fanfic where this character is portrayed as a sadist when he’s actually misunderstood in my opinions, therefore anyone who disagrees with me is wrong and should be shamed” just to name a few I’ve seen) instead of curating their own fandom experiences by engaging only with contents they do like.

you want more fics where (x) is written in this specific way? either write one yourself or politely expressing your opinion about how you hope there will be more fics where (x) is written in this specific way instead of making fandom a toxic place by being rude to writers and artists who dare make contents that are not to your Personal Liking.

if the universe does not revolve around you, strangers and fandom spaces don’t have to cater exclusively to your personal preferences either.

to all my beloved writers and artists, write whatever you want, draw whatever you want. portray that character in whichever way you want to portray. I hope you have fun doing what you love. don’t let anybody tell you what you can or can’t do with the blorbo. go wild. I will always support you

unless they specifically asked, you don’t get to tell a fanfic writer you think they mischaracterized the character by the way. because the second someone writes a fanfic about a character, that character becomes the writer’s own version of the character. canon is only a suggestion, but whether or not an author will follow it / how much of canon an author will take is entirely up to them. you don’t get to stick your nose in their world and tell them “hey this is not to my liking therefore I think you’re doing it wrong” when you can simply leave quietly and move on to something else you may enjoy

"i don't comment on ao3 because i don't wanna be annoying or weird" skill issue + you greatly underestimate the power dynamic here, writing multi paragraph comments is like feeding a bunch of deeply insane and possibly starved ducks at the park and watch them go completely mad over having received a piece of bread

Sacrifício de Narciso

Você me soca,

vomito rosas.

Sou eu agora

Bom o bastante?

canceled my prime membership today

You punch me

And I puke poppies

Am I kind enough

To Go to heaven

Now?

could you please tell us the benefits of become a living dollgirl i am curious if its a worthy investment

Pretty dress up time!

No stupid gross visceral feelings like weird stomach gurgles

Joints are aesthetic and pretty

No one will ever hurt you the way you have been ever again

You get to be so pretty!

Dissociating and staring into space just seems like posing delicately

Speaking of: Posing delicately!

Flat, featureless crotch if you so wish

You have the objectum crowd to fawn over you too!

EVERYTHING HURTS WHY CAN I NOT GET RID PF THE DIRT. IVE LEGIT SCRUBBED MYSELF UNTIL I BLED AJD IT IS STILL NOT EOIGH, IM ITCHING SO FUCKING BAD

I don't know your family's Secrets,

But I know your dad bakes tasty pies,

And I don't know what's your favourite player,

But I know you play soccer on tuesdays,

And I never learnt your birthday,

But I'll be to your party with a gift,

And I don't remember your favourite colour,

But I know you like to paint,

And I don't recall your favourite anime's name,

But It reminds me of you whenever I find any.

I don't wish to know

any of these things I don't know,

Because to make you euphoric

is somebody else's Duty,

My Role

Is Just to make you happy.

And It might seem contradictory

(If only because we convinced ourselves

That affection is in intimacy

Alone)

I love you.

Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!

Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

The UTMV fandom has got to be a psychologist's dream. For those who don't know, there is a large debate when it comes to what determines a person's behaviour and personality: Nature (oyur DNA, you're born the way you are) or Nurture (your experiences and memories shape who you are as you grow). The UTMV is all about taking this one funny bone man and throwing him into different circumstances and seeing how he reacts and what changes. In AUs, sure Sans' Nature can be different (like whether or not Gaster is his dad, creator, or just a guy), but ATs don't have that asterisk. Geno has the same DNA as Classic, as Sci, as Horror, etc.. Everything that happens around them and what they do shapes their character, to a degree proving Nurture has a more dominant effect on a person's personality. Of course, creators are the ones that determine how Sanses react to certain scenarios so it's not a firm foundation, but its implications are something. Say you have seven clones of the same person and raise them in seven different ways: one has loving parents, one is a lab rat, one is exposed to hardship and labor, and so on. It could be an incredible breakthrough for anthropology, sociology, and psychology. Is it unethical? Probably. Isn't it what we creators do to Sans anyway? Kinda, yeah.

— arealliveghost

— David Cronenberg, Consumed

Help I literally read this and thought "oh, this is wrong, I'm Very lazy and I'm not having Fun" until I saw what It was about

say hi to robert

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

tumblr is like a pseudo afterlife because everyone on here was supposed to kill themselves a long time ago

hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck

more on this page:

Washington State Local Health Insurance

Drug Recall Report

The Drug Recall Report is for prescription drugs that are have recently been issued recalls by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA).

day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing

16 April, 1939 Letters to Véra by Vladimir Nabokov

If you were a carrot

and I was a sprout

I’d boil along with you

I’d sit on your plate

If you were a tadpole

and I was a frog

I’d wait till your legs grew

I’d teach you to croak

If you were a conker

and I was a string

we’d win every battle

we’d beat everything

If you were a jotter

and I was a pen

I’d write you a message

again and again

If you were a farmer

I’d be in your herd

if you were a popsong

I’d sing every word

I wish I could tell you

that I like you a lot

but you’re like a secret

and I’m like a knot.

If you were a carrot, by Berlie Doherty

the mythic itself

fortune cookies in the affini compact be like: “you are very cute ^-^” “you’re very good at listening to others” and “there’s a collar in your future~”. there’s a separate pool of fortunes for affini guests, and they just all have the full ip address of the cute sophont sitting across from them

*click!*

The muzzle's on, pet. You've mouthed off at me one too many times about being a "free terran", and I'm getting tired of it. You signed the contract, little sprout. You, by every available definition, belong to me. You are my pet now.

So, why must you constantly fight me? Why must you constantly pretend to be-

Oh... Oh my stars, are you getting off to this? That's so adorable, little sprout!~ Here I thought you were acting out to continue to try to be "free", but now I know you acted out to force me to take control of you. You wanted me to strip you of every last bit of independence, didn't you? Why don't you go ahead and admit it, and then I could do what you want~

*click!*

Good floret~

SHE KNOWS

SHE KNOWS