Got A Major Pest Problem This Year Actually

Petition for paramount to drop the 8-episodes structure and PLEASE give us a full 20 episodes season with even more bonding scenes, they're needed

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Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.

have you tried listening to elevator music in the shower? you should really try listening to elevator music in the shower. how’s this: next time you shower, try listening to elevator music

you know shit went down when it’s three ex buzzfeed employees apologizing on a couch

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

I was driving around with my mom today and she got a text from my dad, so I started reading it out for her. Apparently this man finishes all of his texts with this emoji

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I though that that was just a one time thing for when he texted me. Nope, all of the other texts without my dad's wizard sign off are out of the norm.

I am watching the first episode of school spirits and the use of phoebe bridgers I know the end in the FIRST EPISODE!!!

Almost made me cry

Talking is so difficult!!! How do I know when the other person is done?? I interrupted my friend about 9 times in one bout of her talking bc I don't know when I can start talking. I wish everyone gave me little cue cards that told me when they were gonna be done so I can add in my little jokes.

I am the court jester and I keep accidentally interrupting the king's big speech and he is getting close to beheading me.