I Was Driving Around With My Mom Today And She Got A Text From My Dad, So I Started Reading It Out For

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

sometimes a song is good because you saw it on a fan edit for your favorite ship like ten years ago

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me (do people use kofi for that or tumblr's built in system? Let me know what you prefer) or buying a print or sticker here! (STORE DOWN 7/28) If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

Talking is so difficult!!! How do I know when the other person is done?? I interrupted my friend about 9 times in one bout of her talking bc I don't know when I can start talking. I wish everyone gave me little cue cards that told me when they were gonna be done so I can add in my little jokes.

I am the court jester and I keep accidentally interrupting the king's big speech and he is getting close to beheading me.

you know shit went down when it’s three ex buzzfeed employees apologizing on a couch

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person