Have You Tried Listening To Elevator Music In The Shower? You Should Really Try Listening To Elevator

ADHD

turns out I’ll always carry my 15 year old self. silly me

one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

does anyone wanna do some gay bullshit to me

It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.

I love love!!!! Seeing people happy and in love legit makes me so happy. The cute little things that people do when they are in love!!!! The little actions people do when they have crushes!!!! The way someone face lights up when they love a topic!!!! When people make things for people they love!!! It's all so cute and I'm so jealous!!!! Being in love is so lovely!!! Self love, platonic love, familial love, romantic love, love of things!!!! I love when people love!!! Love is the best part of humanity!!!Find something to love!!!!

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

seriously just get outside once in a while. i promise it’s worth it. you don’t have to take a walk even. just remember that outside is there

There's no in between in my ADHD: I'm either talking so loud you can hear from the other side of the street, or I'm talking so fast I'm murmuring