Aye Can I Get Uh………ingredients On My Burger

seriously just get outside once in a while. i promise it’s worth it. you don’t have to take a walk even. just remember that outside is there

no-one in my household wants to hear about Jerma and his dog vitamins

tyler the creator idkhow crossover because they both have this mask of themselves thing going on which i think is very cool :D

I was driving around with my mom today and she got a text from my dad, so I started reading it out for her. Apparently this man finishes all of his texts with this emoji

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I though that that was just a one time thing for when he texted me. Nope, all of the other texts without my dad's wizard sign off are out of the norm.

Talking is so difficult!!! How do I know when the other person is done?? I interrupted my friend about 9 times in one bout of her talking bc I don't know when I can start talking. I wish everyone gave me little cue cards that told me when they were gonna be done so I can add in my little jokes.

I am the court jester and I keep accidentally interrupting the king's big speech and he is getting close to beheading me.

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

Blowing a kiss to paramount for actually renewing the beautiful shows that I watch from them in a timely manner. A task that is apparently impossible for other companies to do

its sooo hard to make friends wth. i am in college i go to all the clubs, i study outside, i do everything they tell you to :((