Its Sooo Hard To Make Friends Wth. I Am In College I Go To All The Clubs, I Study Outside, I Do Everything

no-one in my household wants to hear about Jerma and his dog vitamins

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Season 3 is greenlit!!!! Let's go

For some reason I have doubts about putting my life in this man’s hands.

early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

Abolish the Republican Party.

have you tried listening to elevator music in the shower? you should really try listening to elevator music in the shower. how’s this: next time you shower, try listening to elevator music

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety