Bahrbae - 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘪𝘦

SEX AND THE CITY (1998–2004) 1.07 The Monogamists

🐝  *  ―  𝑩𝑨𝑹𝑩𝑰𝑬 𝑰𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑵𝑼𝑻𝑪𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲𝑬𝑹 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.

❛  you almost had it, [name]. here, let me show you.  ❜ ❛  you’ve just gotta find the courage to try.  ❜ ❛  you can’t tell me what to do!  ❜ ❛  don’t worry, i’ll wait until your party is over before i perform any mischief.  ❜ ❛  some people never change. but we can always hope.  ❜ ❛  you must have felt like a princess.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could have been there.  ❜ ❛  maybe next time you can come with me.  ❜ ❛  not so fearless now, hmm?  ❜ ❛  you’re not going to get away from me this time.  ❜ ❛  it’s dangerous, yes. but not impossible.  ❜ ❛  me? with you? in there? i don’t think so.  ❜ ❛  this is crazy. but, yes.  ❜ ❛  here, let me give you a hand.  ❜ ❛  well, i’m sorry, but you should have been more careful.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could remember but i’m so hungry.  ❜ ❛  that would be a shame, then i couldn’t tell you the juicy bit of gossip i overheard.  ❜ ❛  i didn’t know things had gotten this bad.  ❜ ❛  well, what have we here?  ❜ ❛  well, if you have nothing to hide you won’t mind answering a few questions.  ❜ ❛  i’ve never heard such a ridiculous story!  ❜ ❛  i do believe i’m starting to rub off on you.  ❜ ❛  you want me to babysit a rock?  ❜ ❛  why haven’t you told anyone?  ❜ ❛  perhaps you should remember who’s in charge of this expedition.  ❜ ❛  are you sure you’re alright to travel?  ❜ ❛  that is what you want, isn’t it?  ❜ ❛  i should have never come, what was i thinking?  ❜ ❛  what am i saying? i can’t leave! i’m their only hope!  ❜ ❛  are you sure about this?  ❜ ❛  ah, you’re just in time for your party.  ❜ ❛  there’s more to being king than having a crown.  ❜ ❛  i don’t need their loyalty. i don’t even need them!  ❜ ❛  i am afraid i underestimated you.  ❜ ❛  you and i know you’re much more than that.  ❜ ❛  none of this would have been possible without you, [name].  ❜ ❛  i absolutely despise happy endings!  ❜ ❛  it’s about time you got up.  ❜ ❛  it’s not a story ― it really happened.  ❜ ❛  i’m verry happy to … meet you.  ❜

MIDGE HADLEY [ PLAYED BY @shesmidge ] : i won't ever ask you for help ever again.

barbie  always  tries  her  best,  however  there  are  times  when  it’s  not  good  enough.  unfortunately  when  one  strives  for  perfectionism,  one  does  not  grasp  the  reality.  and  so  it  was  for  barbie,  when  she  had  promised  midge  she’d  be  there  to  help  her.  what  she  didn’t  take  into  account  was  that  acting  until  past  midnight  would  have  consequences.  she  hadn’t  heard  the  first  alarm  that  went  off.  neither  the  second  nor  the  third.  and  when  she  rolled  out  of  bed,  time  was  against  her.  she  didn’t  know  how  she  managed  to  get  out  of  the  hotel  she  was  staying  at,  nor  the  speed  she  was  driving  her  car.  when  she  finally  reached  midge’s  house,  she  was  already  five  hours  late.  legend  has  it,  she’s  still  cussing  out  the  traffic  inside  her  head.    ❝  hi,  i’m  sorry  i’m  late…  ❞    she  barely  uttered  as  soon  as  her  car  door  was  slammed  shut.  she  approaches  midge  with  her  chest  seemingly  closing  in,  an  anxiety  symptom  she  couldn’t  quite  grasp,  but  still  she  felt.  and  oh,  how  hard  it  clenched  on  her  soul.  but  it  was  midge’s  words  that  caused  the  most  pain.  lips  parted  open  as  she  stuttered,  not  able  to  verbalize  a  response.  there  were  plenty  of  thoughts  inside  her  head  going  at  the  speed  of  light,  but  none  that  could  emerge  in  a  coherent  manner.  cerulean  hues  couldn’t  even  look  at  her  friend  anymore,  instead  they  slowly  drifted  downward.  she  was  ashamed  of  looking  midge  directly  in  the  eye.  why  did  she  promise  something  unachievable?  why  didn’t  she  hear  the  first  alarms?  why  did  the  universe  put  her  in  the  middle  of  traffic?  the  only  one  at  blame  was  barbie  herself.  she  put  an  expectation  for  her  best  friend  only  to  let  her  down.  big  time.  with  quivering  lips,  she  managed  to  further  utter,    ❝  i  know  it’s  all  my  fault.  i’m  sorry.  i  didn’t  mean  to  keep  you  waiting  this  long.  i  know  i  promised  you  something.  ❞    the  weight  on  her  chest  traveled  to  her  throat  as  she  found  herself  unable  to  voice  anything  else.  she  didn’t  want  to  disappoint  anyone,  but  especially  her  best  friend.  midge  was  everything  barbie  ever  needed  back  in  the  days  ;  and  there  she  was,  disappointing  midge.

Believe it or not, you're the most important person in your own life. You are who you've woken up to and gone to bed with every day since you were little. You've made your bed and snuggled in it after bad days. You've made yourself treats, just 'cus. You've kept going on bad days, wiped tears off your cheeks and have said "I've got this," before doing things that may be a little nerve wracking. You've tried your best and picked yourself up every time you've stumbled! That's strength. That's amazing and should be celebrated with a sweet and some you time. I know I'm here to celebrate you and your strength as well, friend! Keep that chin up this week. August is trucking along! - ♡♡ Victoria

“Because,” she said, “when you're scared but you still do it anyway, that's brave.”— Coraline, Neil Gaiman

thank you so much for all of this vic <3 your little messages have a special place in my heart ( and have had for a while now ) you're such a sweet person words cannot properly describe it . i'm glad to have met you & now you're not getting rid of me . i love you 😤💜

Things I wish the Tumblr RP comm would get back to or be comfortable with again because I'm rp old and I've seen how much has changed and man the rp comm is not as fun as it used to be.

Crossovers. Just crossovers where we ignore canon cast and it's okay again to have two different muses from vastly different series interact. Like seriously why do I never see crossovers anymore what happened they were genuinely fun.

Reblogging general aesthetics / musing / music about our muses without 'clogging other people's dashes'. I don't know when it became a general dislike when someone reblogged stuff related to their muse, but for whatever reason it's distasteful now and I don't get why.

When we all were stans for familial / platonic relationships and how deep those went.

Promos being reblogged instead of just liked. Liking doesn't do a thing on tumblr no matter how much they try to make it work. Reblogging gets peoples muses seen.

Interacting with people's ooc posts to show interest or support toward other people's muses.

That small window of time when people were happy to give female muses and ocs a chance.

Also that small window in time when multi-muses weren't as harshly criticized but now we're back to that.

Generally just being far more open and nurturing creativity without worrying.

MARGOT ROBBIE Barbie Seoul Premiere (July, 2023)

holidays can be hard

❝hey, wanna spend the holiday along together?❞ ❝i wasn't really planning on doing anything this year...❞ ❝can't we just get along? just for today?❞ ❝i love you. please come home.❞ ❝fuck your family. let's party like its Y2K.❞ ❝your mom's a bitch, and her mash potatoes are always thick like paste.❞ ❝yeah, my mom kicked me out, but look a white christmas!❞ ❝i just don't want to spend the day alone this year.❞ ❝my family was never big on celebrating.❞ ❝go away, i don't like [holiday]❞ ❝did you really call my dad a cuck and throw a roll at him?❞ ❝i guess i should've known better than to trust you could be civil.❞ ❝please don't leave. you haven't opened your present yet.❞

[giving] sender shows up without warning to receiver's home to deliver a present knowing receiver has no one to celebrate with.

[taking] sender takes all the gifts from under receiver's tree and burns them.

[coal] sender gives receiver the cold shoulder, refusing to spend the holiday with them.

[blood] sender stands up for receiver when receiver's family is cruel.

[forget] sender forgets to come over to receiver's to spend time together on the holiday.

[unconditional] sender picks up receiver to take them to out as a distraction from old wounds left by family/friend/etc.

[jolly] receiver tries to cheer up sender after sender breaks down on the holiday.

i want dash to know that, for some reason, i have finished christmas thematic drafts that i never actually posted for some reason i can't comprehend myself.... should i still post them? that is all & you shall receive memes from this barbie, so beware!

I love you "boring" female characters. I love you ingenues. I love you female characters who aren't "modern" enough. I love you female characters who aren't "badass" enough. iI love you female characters who aren't "empowering" enough. I love you quiet female characters. I love you unappreciated female characters. I love you polite female characters. I love you female characters who "can't appeal to modern audiences." I love you frightened female characters. I love you female characters labeled as not complex just for being nice. I love you female characters who get criticism just for not being their tomboy or femme fatale counterpart. I love you silk hiding steel trope.

️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️VERSES️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️EXPLAINED

ROLE NO. 1 : THE HUMAN

️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️barbie was born to george & margaret , being the oldest daughter among the 5 children . being the eldest , barbie has tried to take care of her little sisters [ skipper , stacie , chelsea , krissy ] since she was a little kid - that's where her maternal instincts first kicked in . it was also the first time barbie realized she must do whatever it takes to make sure her siblings will get everything they need throughout their lives . luckily , that wasn't too far fetched , since barbie seemingly had a knack for acting . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️thus began the idea of becoming an actress . she has tried multiple times in her teens to land a role & her dream finally became true when she was only 15 , when she starred in the nutcracker remake , under mattel's wing . everyone loved her , but especially kids - which was just perfect , since she had her little sisters in mind either way . they were the main reason she had that job , if it weren't for them , who knew where barbie would wind up ? ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️but do not be mistaken ! barbie enjoyed doing what she done . she adored the spotlights & the movie sets & the attention from strangers and paparazzi alike . she did ... until one day , that is . barbie was only twenty two when she realized the attention was no longer fulfilling . add to the fact she hadn't seen her family in so long and you get the most predictable ending of them all . fair warning , stardom sucks . big time . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️cue the beginning of the end . of an era , anyway . barbie has now reached your muse . did they use to hang up in the past ? barbie can't remember , her thoughts are still clogged up with lines from the movies she starred in . give her a little time . she will remember ! if that isn't the case , just introduce yourself . barbie's always welcoming new friends . beware though , she might be a bad influence for you now !

ROLE NO. 2 : THE DOLL

️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️oh , to be part of barbieland ! the i can be actress barbie doll came out in 2012 and she's been a resident of barbieland ever since . everyday was the same , so naturally , actress barbie fitted right in . though this barbie doll was marketed for the " i can be " barbie doll line , a ken doll was thought of too ! this barbie's counterpart is the actor ken . since the dolls were sold separately , only barbie was given a house , where she lives all alone . of course , if we include her pets , a cat and a dog . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️since everyday is the same in barbieland , you can usually find her among other barbies and kens , enjoying the beach , going to parties , attending important meetings , helping each other , spending time with her friends , even acting in the evening alongside ken , teresa and so many more friends . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️if there's one thing barbie enjoys the most in her free time is going to the summer camp . over there , she has her own horse named chance , whom she likes to travel with all around the camp . if you want to enjoy some horseriding by the lake watching the sunset or going up cliffs after midnight , this barbie should be your first call ! ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️of course , when everyday is the same , when reality seems so sweet and perfect , something has to go wrong . it started with stereotypical barbie back and then more and more dolls found themselves going down a dark path . the line between barbieland and the real world slimming down until they merged as one . of course this barbie is curious and of course she will take any opportunity that arises to go on her next adventure . what could go wrong ? she's actress barbie , after all . barbie hears she inspired a talented woman named margot , whom played in a movie about , well , barbie ! but the moment she embarks on this adventure , to meet this margot she keeps hearing about , something goes ... not according to plan ! where did she end up ? and who are you ? either way , barbie's going to help you and the world !

ROLE NO. 3 : THE VAMPIRE

️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️what do you do when you're on your quest to live forever ? do you sell your soul to an entity ? do you bargain with others in the upper class ? do you fail again and again until you make it on the screens ? barbie chose the latter . that's the only independent variable that did not change in her stories . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️nobody knows how old barbie is . nobody knows where she came from . the tabloids say that she's the devil , but she always responds that they confuse her with her grandmother . could it be that there's some ancient curse that makes her look exactly the same as her ascendant ? she does have parents and siblings that grow old . so she must be telling the truth , right ? wrong . it's all an act , barbie's both the producer , the writer and the actress that stars in her own movie . you see , barbie kept hiring people to play her family . she had many mothers , fathers and sisters in her lifetime . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️but barbie stays the same , for she is not exactly human . at some point in her life , she has contacted a virus . this virus , as it turned out , was about to turn her world upside down . everyone thought she was dying , due to some plague ( her stories are inconsistent , okay? don't blame me. ) that took out many others just like her . poor barbie was in agony for two nights straight , but one morning she rose up seemingly from the dead . barbie was alive . no one would contest it . however , something was wrong . really , really wrong . after some time , after she got accustomed to her new needs , barbie asked for the help of doctors . her need for blood made sense when they noticed she lacked iron and most red blood cells . however , the oddest thing of it all was that her heart was beating slower than the average . it could take up to 10 minutes for her heart to beat one time . after realizing that , barbie had to do what was necessary of her to survive . she fed off of them . until she killed them , too . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️nobody knows when that happened . and all the interviews with miss roberts turned out inconcludent . she escaped many atrocities in the history of humanity and she found both allies and enemies . now i beg to ask , where on this scale do you fall ? are you beside barbie or against her ? you should know she would do whatever it takes to stay safe and alive . you know what they say , ideals must live forever .

ROLE NO. 4 : THE DETECTIVE

️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ever since she was a little kid , barbie always wanted to make a difference , to be someone that inspires others , that helps them . she wanted to be a hero , then a scientist , then an actress , then a politician ... and she ended up being hired as a detective . but don't think she's the kind of detective you see in movies , no . she's a field detective that goes as an undercover agent . you guessed it , she has many wigs , the best makeup you can find , there are some special effects prosthetics she uses from time to time and let's not forget about the special effects makeup in which she manages to change her features . you always see barbie wearing gloves and eye contacts , since those are the only 2 ways in which she can be identified . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️but don't worry ! she has a personal life . barbie can go anywhere in the world , as long as the federal bureau of investigation allows her and deems it as a safe vacation place . barbie also has friends and she spends time with them whenever she isn't stuck at work . god , the corporate world truly sucks . she also has an on and off boyfriend ken , which is a complicated situation since they keep going back and forth for more than a decade now . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️but what does barbie do , actually ? well , you see , she doesn't go around shooting the bad guys . she could if she were threatened , but most of the times , she isn't . instead she goes around and collects data from observation and helps the bereau do its thing . she's trained to kill , but she would rather not . she's known by many names in the mafia world : ruth , stacie , chelsea , margaret , christie , nikki , anneliese , annika . the best part about her job is that , barbie can be anyone and anything ! ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️therefore it is safe to assume that barbie did achieve her dream . she makes a difference , she inspires others ( according to reports and tv news ) and she helps them . only the bereau knows how many attacks she has prevented . i think it's safe to say that history will remember her , barbie will live forever due to her work in this field . but who are you crossing her path ? are you a civilian or are you a bad guy ? guess only time can tell .