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VARYING KISSES PROMPT

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PLACES TO KISS .. ( send "reverse" to switch the sender + receiver roles )

sender kisses receiver's knuckles.

sender kisses receiver's cheek.

sender kisses receiver's lips.

sender kisses receiver's palm.

sender kisses receiver's temple.

sender kisses receiver's inner thighs.

sender kisses receiver's hair.

sender kisses receiver's shoulder.

sender kisses receiver's neck.

sender kisses receiver's knees.

sender kisses receiver's stomach.

sender kisses receiver's top of head.

sender kisses receiver's chest.

sender kisses receiver's upper back.

sender kisses receiver's foot.

sender kisses receiver's inner wrists.

sender kisses receiver's nose.

sender kisses receiver's forehead.

sender kisses receiver's fingertips.

sender kisses receiver's shoulder blade.

sender kisses receiver's lower back.

sender kisses receiver's outer thighs.

sender kisses receiver's sternum.

sender kisses receiver's collarbone.

sender kisses receiver's earlobe.

sender kisses receiver's forearm.

sender kisses receiver's chin.

REASONS TO KISS .. ( send "reverse" to switch the sender + receiver roles )

sender kisses receiver to say goodbye.

sender kisses receiver to say hello.

sender kisses receiver to say goodnight.

sender kisses receiver to say good morning.

sender kisses receiver to distract them.

sender kisses receiver to reassure them.

sender kisses receiver to initiate something further.

sender kisses receiver to shut them up.

sender kisses receiver to comfort them.

sender kisses receiver to say i love you.

sender kisses receiver to tease them.

sender kisses receiver to fluster them.

sender kisses receiver to congratulate them.

sender kisses receiver to give into them.

sender kisses receiver to surprise them.

sender kisses receiver to pretend they're in a relationship.

sender kisses receiver to show off for someone else.

sender kisses receiver to wish them luck.

SETTINGS TO KISS .. ( send "reverse" to switch the sender + receiver roles )

sender kisses receiver at a restaurant.

sender kisses receiver in the kitchen.

sender kisses receiver in a pool.

sender kisses receiver at a cafe.

sender kisses receiver at a party.

sender kisses receiver in the bedroom.

sender kisses receiver in a movie theatre.

sender kisses receiver in a car.

sender kisses receiver at a park.

sender kisses receiver in a club.

sender kisses receiver in an alleyway.

sender kisses receiver on the bus or train.

sender kisses receiver in a closet.

sender kisses receiver in a store isle.

sender kisses receiver in a parking lot.

sender kisses receiver in the woods.

sender kisses receiver at school.

sender kisses receiver at the bar.

sender kisses receiver at the beach.

sender kisses receiver in the ocean.

sender kisses receiver in the garage.

sender kisses receiver at work.

sender kisses receiver on a boat.

sender kisses receiver in a theatre.

sender kisses receiver in a tent.

sender kisses receiver in the bathroom.

sender kisses receiver in a motel suite.

sender kisses receiver in a hotel suite.

sender kisses receiver at a cabin.

sender kisses receiver in an office.

sender kisses receiver in the backyard.

sender kisses receiver on the porch.

sender kisses receiver in a secret or hidden place.

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#𝑩𝟒𝑹𝑩𝑰𝑬𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑻𝑺️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️,️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️an ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ independent ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ , ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️selective ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️and ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️mutual ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ only ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ roleplay ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️blog ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️for ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘢 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️❛ 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘪𝘦 ❜  ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘴  ,  taken ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ from ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙖 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙬𝙞𝙜'𝙨 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙗𝙞𝙚 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ (2023) ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️and ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ brought ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ to ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ you ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️fresh ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️on ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ the ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ shelves ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ as ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ an ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒍 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ this ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ barbie ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ starred ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ in ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ magic ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ of ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ pegasus ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ , ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ nutcracker ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ and ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ more ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ... ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝗮𝗻𝗱 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝗶𝘁 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝗰𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝘂𝗽 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝘁𝗼 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝗵𝗲𝗿 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ! ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝒂𝒔 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝒊𝒕 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒔 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝒐𝒖𝒕, ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝒇𝒂𝒎𝒆 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝒊𝒔 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝒂 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝒄𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ !

️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️𝗂​. ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️𝗀𝗌𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗌 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️𝗂𝗂. ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️𝗆𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗌 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️​ 𝗂𝗂𝗂​. ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖼𝖺𝗇𝗈𝗇𝗌​

𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘪𝘦'𝘴 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️: ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️url

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DASHBOARD UNFUCKER V1.0

as 90% of desktop users have probably found out, today @staff released an update that for some insane reason COMPLETELY remodels the dashboard to replicate twitter's. this is of course in the wake of numerous other thoroughly hated changes and a continued refusal to fix any of the site's actual problems, half of which stem directly from site management.

HOWEVER, thanks to the power of jQuery, i was able to throw together a userscript that remodels the dashboard back to its original look almost perfectly.

here is my dashboard right now, with the script active:

and here is the old dashboard in separate tab container that hasn't received the update:

it's hardly perfect; i had trouble making it force reload to the fixed layout when switching between other pages and the dashboard, and it currently only fixes just the dashboard. it's also completely untested on browsers other than firefox, and chances are it looks a bit screwy on ultrawide monitors. but for now at least, it's a good fix.

the unfucker is a tampermonkey userscript. all you have to do to use it is install the tampermonkey extension, hit "create new script", and replace the default code on the page with the script (link here) and save it.

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everyday  used  to  be  the  same  in  barbieland  until  it  wasn’t  –  a  rupture  of  some  sorts  occurred  about  a  year  ago,  when  stereotypical  barbie  had  to  go  to  the  real  world  and    solve  the  issue.  and  apparently,  it  was  this  barbie’s  turn.  she  waved  farewell  to  every  barbie,  ken  and  midge,  skipper  &  allan  too.  it  was  comforting  to  know  someone  was  waiting  for  her  return  before    she  even  left,  but  it  was  something  that  had  to  be  done.  urgent,  nonetheless.  no  more  barbies  should  bare  witness  to  these  horrific  conditions.  as  it  turns  out,  the  scenarios  get  worse  each  time!  barbie  found  out  the  hard  way  that  her  morning  milk  was  spoilt  and  that  water  is,  in  fact,  wet  (  also  that  showers  seem  to  work?? ).

and  off  she  went  into  the  real  world,  to  fix  this  catastrophe.  but  this  world  seems  duller  than  barbie  mentioned.  ceruleans  wander  in  horror  at  the  sights  of  …  she  squints  at  a  bill  barbieboard,  reading  G  -  O  -  T  -  H  -  A  -  M    .    E  -  L  -  E  -  C  -  T  -  I  -  O  -  N  -  S.  interesting  name,  she  thought,  wondering  who  gotham  was.  as  she  walked  down  a  busy  street,  barbie  tried  to  stop  individuals  to  ask  them  about  mattel  headquarters,  but  everyone  seemed  to  ignore  her.  weird,  definitely  weird.

🙶  excuse  me  sir  -  sir!  sir?  🙷  another  failed  attempt  and  melancholy  started  to  set  in.  this  was  harder  than  stereotypical  barbie’s  encounter  with  the  real  world.  🙶  sir,  excuse  me,  🙷  she  tried  once  more,  this  time  lightly  patting  @chaoticjoke's  shoulder,  unlike  the  previous  attempts  which  were  exclusively  verbal.  🙶  hi!  can  you  tell  me  where  to  find  mattel?  🙷  a  bright  smile  flashed,  she  couldn’t  let  down  courtesy,  even  if  time  was  important  and  ruth  knows  what  would  happen  if  she  took  too  long  to  fix  the  rupture  in  barbieland.

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iCarly (2021-present) iGo Public (S03E04)

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both  hands  delicately  hover  to  hide  the  mouth  —  a  manifestation  of  barbie's  anticipation  for  gift  giving  surpassing  even  the  enthusiasm  for  the  holidays..  there  was  something  too  special  about  seeing  another  unwrap  a  present,  knowing  or  otherwise  what  it  contains.  the  way  their  eyes  lit  up  with  joy  and  the  way  a  wide  smile  spreads  across  their  features,  as  they  return  to  the  past,  when  they  were  kids  and  everything  much  easier.  kids  deserve  to  be  happy  and,  unfortunately,  for  barbie  everyone's  a  kid  of  someone  else.  which  doesn't  leave  anyone  she  knows  without  a  little  present.  cerulean  optics  observe  chrissy  intently,  as  if  not  to  miss  the  peak  of  joy.  a  melodic  chuckle  escapes  her  throat  upon  hearing  chrissy's  first  verbal  reaction.  hands  clapped  together  as  her  fingers  interlaced.  ❛❛  yay,  i'm  so  happy  you're  happy  with  it.  at  first  i  was  thinking  maybe  i  should  bring  you  there  and  let  you  get  your  own  bear,  but  then  i  thought  about  it  and  i  couldn't  spare  you  the  element  of  surprise.  ❜❜  unable  to  contain  herself,  she  involuntarily  spills  the  beans  —.  it  was  extremely  difficult  for  her  to  keep  such  a  secret  hidden  as  it  often  overflowed  her  psyche.  the  compulsion  to  divulge  or  bestow  presents  promptly  upon  acquisition  was  simply  insurmountable.  ❛❛  luckily,  i  found  something  you  can  choose  from.  you  have  to  come  with  me  to  the  christmas  market  but  you'll  be  picking  what  we'll  do  there.  how's  that  sound?  ❜❜

*/ @bahrbae left a note;

barbie has arrived to your inbox, chrissy. and guess what? she brought a  pink  care  bear  to  which  she  put  a  santa  hat  on  before  badly  wrapping  it  up.  it  was  pretty  obvious  what  was  behind  the  red  paper  wrap,  but  barbie  hopes  the  gesture  overthrows  the  awful  wrapping  job  she's  done. ❛❛ this belongs to you. i thought i should give it to you before we go to the christmas market. i just couldn't wait until christmas. i hope you like it? ❜❜

---☁︎｡⋆｡ Chrissy's eyes absolutely lit up at the present. "You didn't have to get me anything," she nearly whispered out, taking the package from Barbie's hands. But the thought and excitement the woman showed made Chrissy excited to open it. The teen had a small hunch on what it could have been, but the excitement didn't lessen even as the younger carefully unwrapped the paper. (Chrissy had always been the type to make sure wrapping paper was taken off without any tears or rips. As pristine as she could keep it.) "Love-A-Lot Bear," she answered with a bit of aw in her voice, adjusting the little bear's hat. "Oh, I love it a lot," a giggle was evident in her voice at the slight pun. "Thank you. This really just started everything off in such a good spirit!"

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as promised , below the cut you can find my lil collection of barbie movies

the order is : barbie as the princess and the pauper ( first row left ) , barbie of swan lake ( first row right ) , barbie in the nutcracker ( 2nd now left ) , barbie as rapunzel ( 2nd row right )

there's also fairytopia stuck in the vhr for almost 2 decades ... if any1 has suggestions as to how to take it out , please do let a girl know ... the vhr doesn't eject automatically & tbh i don't think it works anymore . it does light up , it murmurs in ancient tongues when i press buttons like play / rewind / stop but that's about it .

i remember coming back from elementary school only to hop on pc for barbie horse adventure riding camp . those were the golden days . to this day i am thankful for the family friend that somehow got me this game when he realized letting an 8 year old play counter strike , shooting people and giggling wasn't okay . if any1 else played the game , do ya'll remember the glitch that transported you to another place that was inside this waterfall thing ? my memory may be skewed idk but i really loved that game . hence why it was so funny to me that horses were part of the movie . like hell yeah , horses rule !!!! speaking of this , later on today i will visit my grandma who found my barbie vhs tapes and the vcr . will update this post / reblog with the vhs tapes once i have them . i may also still have my horse toy from barbie , not too sure . can you tell your girl was into patriarchy horses ?

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for the potential new friends that don't know me nor how i write , you can also find me over on @woednesdayaddams & @muzelor ! i'm currently having brainrot for this barbie but i'm also over there ! and with this , you can see my writing style and everything .

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barbie  did  not  have  much  going  on  for  the  holidays  —  if  you  disconsider  the  giant  blowout  party  with  all  her  friends,  acquaintances  and  other  people  she's  worked  with  over  the  years  on  movie  sets  and  the  dj  she  hired  to  mix  christmas  tunes.  it  was  just  another  typical  night  preceding  a  holiday  from  her  perspective.  eartha  kitt's  santa  baby  was  resonating  throughout  her  residence  as  she  gracefully  transversed  across  the  tiny  cliques,  trying  to  make  brief  conversations  with  each  of  them,  until  her  cerulean  optics  laid  upon  sheldon.  everlasting  beam  that  graced  her  features  spread  even  wider  whilst  high  heels  clicked  underneath  the  porcelain  floor  as  she  made  her  way  towards  @sheldoney.  ❛❛  there  you  are!  what  do  you  think  of  this  party?  ❜❜  she  queried  over  the  loud  music,  leaning  ever  so  slightly  towards  him.  ❛❛  oh.  oh!  ❜❜  cue  a  sudden  exclaim  as  her  gaze  drifted  upward  towards  one  of  the  many  mistletoes  she  put  around  the  house  to  surprise  the  guests.  as  it  turns  out,  it  also  came  as  a  surprise  for  barbie  herself.  index  finger  points  skyward,  ❛❛  d'ya  know  what  they  say  about  standing  under  the  mistletoe,  right?  may  i?  ❜❜  a  light  nod  of  the  head  follows,  as  she  stares  at  him,  waiting  for  an  answer.  barbie,  mindful  of  mutual  respect,  refrained  from  seizing  the  moment  outright,  opting  instead  to  observe  tradition  with  a  sense  of  decorum.

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