‘Barbie’s Been A Princess Way Too Long’                          

BOLD what your muse can  do. italicize what they can do to some extent.

REPOST, don’t reblog.

bake a cake from scratch | ride a horse | drive a submarine | speak a second language | dance | catch a fish | play an instrument | throw a punch | build a deck | ice skate | roller skate | unclog a drain | program a computer | change a flat tire | fire a gun | sew | juggle | play poker | paint | fly a kite | sculpt | write poetry | change a diaper | sing | shoot a bow and arrow | ride a bike | swim | sail a boat | do a back flip | play chess | give cpr | pitch a tent | flirt | stitch a wound | read palms | use chopsticks | write in cursive | use an electrical drill | braid hair | make a campfire | make a mixed drink | do sudoku puzzles | wrap a gift | give a good massage | jump start a car | roll their tongue | magic tricks | do yoga | tie a tie | skip a rock | shuffle a deck of cards | read morse code | pick a lock

Tagged By: the owner of this doll @chaoticjoke !

Tagging: @edxmunson , @shesmidge , @astrapink , @tornblackedgcs , @r4chelamber , @cowg1rls , @havvkinsqueen , @swervdcity (for barbies bestie frida) , @earringmagick , @plastink , @justkcn , @kennergy & everyone who sees this

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Reblog this if it's okay to have people message you if you accidentally unfollowed them. I've lost count the number of times I've seen my mutuals bringing up that the unfollowing glitch has come around again (or still). This is why it's incredibly important to state in your rules to softblock or hardblock when breaking ties.

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Hieu Minh Nguyen, from Not Here; “Elegy for the First”

[Text ID: “once, I ran, face first, into a mirror / because I didn’t / recognize / my reflection, because I didn’t see a / reflection at all.”]

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𝙄 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚.

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Cuz everybody's got a VICE && in the end that's our DEMISE.

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frankie  reminded  me  to  write  why  barbie  roberts  and  wednesday  addams  are  ONE  AND  THE  SAME.  of  course,  that  is  from  my  own  point  of  view  since  i'm  writing  them  both  with  personal  headcanons  and  everything.  so  here  we  go.

both  barbie  and  wednesday  have  little  to  no  knowledge  about  human  emotions  –  they  try  to  make  it  logical,  but  it  almost  never  works  out  for  them.

both  barbie  and  wednesday  have  signature  colors  –  fun  fact,  wednesday's  signature  color  used  to  be  pink  too!  also  black  and  pink  are  really  nice  colors.  i  know  black  isn't  technically  a  color  but  fight  me,  i  stand  by  what  i  said.

both  barbie  and  wednesday  CANONICALLY  (i  don't  agree  with  that  bs)  have  something  against  men  /  masculinity  overall.  barbie  dismisses  ken  just  as  wednesday  dismisses  xavier  in  the  show.  BOTH  show  some  remorse  by  the  finale.

both  barbie  and  wednesday  are  defying  stereotypes  –  the  girly  girl  barbie  breaks  away  from  traditional  gender  roles  while  the  goth  barbie  challenges  typical  perceptions  of  a  young  girl's  interests.  ALSO  THEY  ARE  BOTH  AIMED  FOR  LITTLE  GIRLS!

both  barbie  and  wednesday  show  the  potential  of  dynamics  between  two  or  more  people  –  barbie  existence  is  linked  with  the  other  dolls  (she  has  friends,  boyfriend,  even  family  members)  &&  wednesday's  existence  is  linked  with  her  family  (the  infamous  title:  addams  family  values).

both  barbie  and  wednesday  are  stubborn  lil  shits  –  look  at  any  barbie  movie  and  tell  me  she  isn't  stubborn  af.  look  at  any  addams  family  movie  or  tv  show  or  even  comic  and  tell  me  wednesday  isn't  stubborn  af.  this  is  a  dare.  i  dare  you.

both  barbie  and  wednesday  are  influenced  by  how  the  world  perceives  them  –  in  the  barbie  movie,  barbie  went  on  a  mental  breakdown  check  when  a  girl  called  her  a  fascist.  wednesday's  villain  origin  story  starts  when  she  notices  how  her  family's  being  treated  by  everyone  else.

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VARYING KISSES PROMPT

ₓ ˚ .   ୭   ˚ ○ ◦ ˚     as always, some triggering content may be present! change any pronouns to better suit your muse(s) needs!     ˚ ◦ ○ ˚   ୧   . ˚ ₓ

PLACES TO KISS .. ( send "reverse" to switch the sender + receiver roles )

sender kisses receiver's knuckles.

sender kisses receiver's cheek.

sender kisses receiver's lips.

sender kisses receiver's palm.

sender kisses receiver's temple.

sender kisses receiver's inner thighs.

sender kisses receiver's hair.

sender kisses receiver's shoulder.

sender kisses receiver's neck.

sender kisses receiver's knees.

sender kisses receiver's stomach.

sender kisses receiver's top of head.

sender kisses receiver's chest.

sender kisses receiver's upper back.

sender kisses receiver's foot.

sender kisses receiver's inner wrists.

sender kisses receiver's nose.

sender kisses receiver's forehead.

sender kisses receiver's fingertips.

sender kisses receiver's shoulder blade.

sender kisses receiver's lower back.

sender kisses receiver's outer thighs.

sender kisses receiver's sternum.

sender kisses receiver's collarbone.

sender kisses receiver's earlobe.

sender kisses receiver's forearm.

sender kisses receiver's chin.

REASONS TO KISS .. ( send "reverse" to switch the sender + receiver roles )

sender kisses receiver to say goodbye.

sender kisses receiver to say hello.

sender kisses receiver to say goodnight.

sender kisses receiver to say good morning.

sender kisses receiver to distract them.

sender kisses receiver to reassure them.

sender kisses receiver to initiate something further.

sender kisses receiver to shut them up.

sender kisses receiver to comfort them.

sender kisses receiver to say i love you.

sender kisses receiver to tease them.

sender kisses receiver to fluster them.

sender kisses receiver to congratulate them.

sender kisses receiver to give into them.

sender kisses receiver to surprise them.

sender kisses receiver to pretend they're in a relationship.

sender kisses receiver to show off for someone else.

sender kisses receiver to wish them luck.

SETTINGS TO KISS .. ( send "reverse" to switch the sender + receiver roles )

sender kisses receiver at a restaurant.

sender kisses receiver in the kitchen.

sender kisses receiver in a pool.

sender kisses receiver at a cafe.

sender kisses receiver at a party.

sender kisses receiver in the bedroom.

sender kisses receiver in a movie theatre.

sender kisses receiver in a car.

sender kisses receiver at a park.

sender kisses receiver in a club.

sender kisses receiver in an alleyway.

sender kisses receiver on the bus or train.

sender kisses receiver in a closet.

sender kisses receiver in a store isle.

sender kisses receiver in a parking lot.

sender kisses receiver in the woods.

sender kisses receiver at school.

sender kisses receiver at the bar.

sender kisses receiver at the beach.

sender kisses receiver in the ocean.

sender kisses receiver in the garage.

sender kisses receiver at work.

sender kisses receiver on a boat.

sender kisses receiver in a theatre.

sender kisses receiver in a tent.

sender kisses receiver in the bathroom.

sender kisses receiver in a motel suite.

sender kisses receiver in a hotel suite.

sender kisses receiver at a cabin.

sender kisses receiver in an office.

sender kisses receiver in the backyard.

sender kisses receiver on the porch.

sender kisses receiver in a secret or hidden place.

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hawkins  was  already  covered  with  a  white  blanket  in  mid  december,  which  did  coincide  with  barbie's  christmas  spirit  ever  growing  within.  no  matter  what  others  said,  christmas  was  right  there  in  front  of  them  and  all  around  them.  the  crystalling  snow,  the  hanged  up  lights  'round  town,  the  christmas  market  with  the  gigantic  ferris  wheel  to  look  down  at  their  little  town  lit  up  with  christmas  joy.  everything  hinted  at  christmas  already  being  there.  cerulean  optics  were  gazing  at  one  of  the  decorated  houses,  with  a  santa  claus  decoration  on  the  rooftop,  among  with  his  reindeers.  barbie  was  trying  to  find  rudolph  —  the  process  similar  to  finding  waldo.  it  wasn't  until  a  snow  ball  was  thrown  her  way,  bits  of  snowflakes  adorned  her  dyed  blonde  hair.  ❛❛  hey!  ❜❜  she  claims,  turning  her  head  to  the  side,  to  glance  at  lizzy.  ❛❛  this  calls  for  war.  ❜❜  she  continued  in  the  uttermost  serious  tone  her  voice  range  can  go.  it  didn't  take  barbie  more  than  a  couple  seconds  to  lean  down  and  grab  some  snow  in  her  bare  hands,  making  a  perfect  snowball.  a  flicker  of  youth's  mischief  in  her  glance  as  she  swung  her  arm  backwards,  ❛❛  last  chance,  liz.  d'you  surrender?  ❜❜

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