Luke: What's A Word Thats A Mix Between 'sad' And 'mad'?

Congratulations you now get to simp

Duke: I can explain.

Bruce: Can you?

Duke: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Wally: Wow, Dick, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Dick: We literally slept together yesterday.

Wally: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

Honestly true

Whoops accidentally deleted this anyway this is hands down the best trio friendship dynamic

Hi, I saw a little JaySteph incorrect quote you made and wanted to send you the interest check survey for a JaySteph Weekend from Aug 12-14, the weekend in between their birthdays. Incorrect quotes would def be accepted as a fanwork medium for the event!

If you’d also consider reblogging to help signal boost that would be awesome! Thanks either way :)

https://jaystephevents.tumblr.com/post/675749791149506560/jaysteph-weekend-interest-check

@jaystephevents

Im so sorry i never answered this i didn’t even realise i had a question box thing, but I’m definitely excited for next year I’ll even bake a little cake and treats for the day

Dick: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Wally: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Dick: Holy moly-

Dick: I can't believe you've done this.....

Wally: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Dick, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

Bruce: You're right.

Clark: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

*Harper and Cullen are doing something absurdly dangerous*

Harper: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Cullen , deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

Luke : dad! My face is on fire!

Lucius: Luke ! Are you ok?!

Luke : Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.

Lucius : But your face is on fire.

Luke : Yes. It's much faster than shaving.