NPD + ADHD Culture Is Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria But Make It A Million Times More All-consumingly

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Here’s what would happen if you were to ask Chase what his pronouns are:

Chase: my pronaurns? Awr naur, we dornt ave those in Aurstrailia, we just ave the ‘Roos and sawmtimes snakes. You Amairicans are too ghay. Also iam from aurstrailia.

Every episode of house be like:

A small child is visibly ill. They start coughing and clutching their throat, but whips out an inhaler and they’re fine. Oh shit! The man across the street just started bleeding out of both of his eyeballs!

Cut to house grimacing in pain and swallowing too much Vicodin.

Differential! Go! Shut up chase you’re an idiot.

They do a bunch of tests, everything is inconclusive!

We need to biopsy the patients eyeballs!

Cut to foreman explaining to the family about how invasive and dangerous a biopsy is.

Biopsy is inconclusive. Cut to house and Wilson. Wilson gives a long introspective dialogue about how houses addiction is deeply rooted in his own self hatred and that he pushes people away to further punish himself.

Epiphany time! Give the patient the medicine drug!

Patient is saved. House and Wilson eye fuck each other while going out for drinks.

house studies forgot to post here🐺

Can I touch lightly on this topic? Have you ever loved someone that is emotionally manipulative? Someone who can mentally play you like an instrument? Have you ever had someone step into your life and slowly remove others from it? This person could have truly loved you, but loved you in a way that was so silently violent it changed you. Then, by the time you realized it and tried to pull away, you found pieces of them stitched into every part of you.

Now imagine after painstakingly cutting them out, stitch by stitch, they are thrust back into your life. Even worse, you realize you love them. No matter how much grief this relationship has caused you, you crave their love. Their fucked up love. You push away healthy love for this weird battle of wills.

I would throw us both off the cliff too. It makes perfect sense.

fight club is so funny like. hello this man is a domestic terrorist in the eyes of the law. he wears booty shorts and has a small business of recreating bath & body works scents. they’re made with human fat btw. and he bombed his loserboy crush’s apartment to get his attention. insane behavior. i’m obsessed with you tyler durden.

I love Wilson and House "friendship" cause tell me why at houses "funeral" people were like " he was such an good and caring person " while Wilson was like " let me tell you about this BITCH-ASS LOSER I called an friend, he was an JERK and SELFISH and deserved NO BITCHES." When I die my friends better act like that at my funeral.

this is both house and wilson

man, let him has his lunch in peace