Truly Nothing About House Md Prepares You For Wilson. He's Fucking Insane. He's Been Divorced Three Times.

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

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babadook-666

1 year ago

i want to violently slam him against a wall (repeatedly)

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babadook-666

9 months ago

soapshipping chibis ...please... need more of them being stupid cute little things

Ough I'm not that good at chibis, this is the chibier I could get muehhe ☕

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babadook-666

9 months ago

For the last time. Wilson is not the Normal One

There IS no Normal One

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babadook-666

10 months ago

think the great thing about house md is that the characters really are just like that, not even exaggerated. house does not shut up about sleeping with wilson even though he claims they’re just bros, foreman complains about medical malpractice while stealing bone marrow and switching thirteens’s placebo, cameron marries a dying man and then sleeps with chase after she’s been on meth. then they sleep together again because they’re bored of watching their patients sleep patterns. chase is a blonde australian catholic, he’s one of the best surgeons in the hospital, he also kills a dictator. wilson is just some guy who’s been arrested before. he loves monster trucks, he’s had three failed marriages, he’ll give out his organs and blood at any given moment. something so wrong with them all but i love them very much.

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babadook-666

11 months ago

the reason they hired Robert Sean Leonard as James Wilson was so they could use Rsl good looks to distract us from Wilson's batshit actions

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babadook-666

8 months ago

yaoi so crazy one of them ain’t real

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babadook-666

1 year ago

house md tiktok headcanons (i have brainrot)

-i've said it before but i'll say it again, chase has an account where he exclusively posts thirst traps. he always does them like in the hospital or while wearing scrubs so ppl r like ""omg he's hot AND a doctor😍😍"

-house knows abt this tiktok. he lurks on a burner account and is waiting for the perfect time to blackmail him with it

-house also has a fairly popular account where he posts videos abt monster trucks

-cameron posts medical PSAs and stuff like that. good natured shit, yk

-foreman would refuse to download tiktok, but he'd watch facebook reels or youtube shorts for sure

-wilson's guilty pleasure is watching silly animal videos on tiktok. like he thinks tiktokt is bad for u, but he can't help going on it after a long day at work

-cuddy is a mommy vlogger.

-i have no idea where the idea of taub doing asmr came from but i love it and he would. i like to imagine he does those roleplay ones with a plastic surgery theme LMAOO

-thirteen doesn't really use tiktok, but she has it. maybe has a few friends only videos of her doing trends and stuff

-kutner would spent sooooo much time on tiktok. he'd come in talking abt all these niche trends and nobody would know what the fuck he's talking abt

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