think the great thing about house md is that the characters really are just like that, not even exaggerated. house does not shut up about sleeping with wilson even though he claims they’re just bros, foreman complains about medical malpractice while stealing bone marrow and switching thirteens’s placebo, cameron marries a dying man and then sleeps with chase after she’s been on meth. then they sleep together again because they’re bored of watching their patients sleep patterns. chase is a blonde australian catholic, he’s one of the best surgeons in the hospital, he also kills a dictator. wilson is just some guy who’s been arrested before. he loves monster trucks, he’s had three failed marriages, he’ll give out his organs and blood at any given moment. something so wrong with them all but i love them very much.
i need to draw more fight club themed things ig. fight club yaoi in particular. might even draw some fem soapshipping even tho i already did that (my fem narrator version doesnt even look like him AT ALL so i didnt post her here). brb gonna rewatch this goofy ass film-thing for the 1422 time to refresh the knowledge about these fuckers bc i have no life
grrr i hate women grrr i wanna have sex with this guy i made up in my head grrrrrr
i am jack's catholic guilt
okay normal versions hehe :3
Wilson: House I desire you carnally
House: *Intense stare*
House: The cardinals… *Quickly runs to the patients room*
House: Do you have any Cardinal nests near your home?
Patient: *coughing blood* What?
House: Answer the question
Wilson: (standing alone) sigh
look at these absolute DIVAS 💜
House MD + text posts pt. 6/?
“I’ll carry that sin with you.”
i want to violently slam him against a wall (repeatedly)