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my three wives. and yes, they smoke weed

An Idea To Prevent A Nuclear War

Existing is bonkers bc my parents fucked one day, I was born, and now I have to do taxes

i was talking to one of my coworkers about my trip and she asked me where i was going and i said austria and she looked at me all confused and then she said “like…austria-hungary?” and i wasn’t quite sure how to break it to her

I’m joining the war on Christmas on the side of autism

Defining yourself by your romantic relationships is so unhealthy like what if he dies sis what then

Man I really had my keys stolen and found out who the UA traitor is in one day

for the ask game, what about an au where Inko's type is just villains but she doesn't know it, and now that Izuku is focused on school and her husband might as well be non exsistance, she decides to back into the dating scene

So Inko, encouraged by Mitsuki, decides to date again and meeting people is surprisingly easy! She would have thought that people would run away screaming from a single mother with a teenage son but apparently, she is the picky one.

She dumps the CEO because his views are a little too extreme, especially for Inko who has a quirkless son. She accepted one coffee with that dashing magician but he is really too young for her and when he told her that she had a son in UA, he freaked out. Rappa has a delightful sense of humor but he disappeared with no warning. The journalist was fun but she tended to be more interested in interesting stories than by the truth. She met Chizome the time to take a coffee and she balked when he realized he was a bigger All Might stan than her own son.

Also, Endeavor asked her out when they were in high school but she wasn't interested.

There is nothing more awkward that to be in the middle of hero and villain fight only for the villain to pause as they recognize the son of their ex.

Izuku is completely blasé about it, though he was disappointed when his mom broke up with Nagant.

reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

What does “The Spectrum” mean? Do some people have “more Autism” than others?

I covered these topics in a comic to help explain the extremely individual and incomparable nature of the autism spectrum!

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Bakugou, realizing his room is directly above Iida’s room:

can someone like let the human body know that we don't die at 40 anymore? that i and my family live in suburban Europe and we are not going to die at like 25 from hunting mammoths and i actually do need my teeth and my spine to last for more than 20 fucking years? can someone let evolution know?? our last patch update was "able to digest lactose" (i didn't get it) and like can we speed it up

Actually, amab non binary people are super cool and hot and they can do whatever the fuck they want.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

Family.

To put it another way… the guy who commissioned ahegao Mufasa got exactly that: Mufasa drawn in a perfect imitation of the Lion King style doing an ahegao face. The guy who paid for the NFT asked for “a piece of art no one could ever replicate because I’m a very special boy and also I don’t care how bad this is for the environment” and got an ahegao lion. He’s not even into that, that we know of, and if he is, I bet it would have been much cheaper to just commission the Mufasa artist instead. It’s clear who’s the winner here.

wheres seasons greasons

Please keep your cats inside; some of us are bummed we never got to see a flightless passerine species before literally all of them got exterminated by cats

A while back I saw this headcanon that Luke could bleat like a baby deer, and I just-

I can’t-

Please Google the sound-

For your own good-

Simeon: No Luke, it’s too late, no more screen time until tomorrow.

Luke: B-but-

Simeon: I’m putting my foot down, now go to bed.

Luke: MEEEEH! >:(

Simeon: …

Simeon: Luke do not take that tone with me young man.

reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure

Sick of people not talking more about the state encouraged cuckolding in ancient Sparta, and I will die on this hill

Marlene Dietrich is detained at a train station in Paris in 1933 for violating the ban on women wearing trousers.

Every reblog removes one HP from the queen

does anyone remember how MASSIVE of a craze zhu zhu pets were in the 2000s only to just…completely disappear from the face of the earth?

L has been dead for 16 slutty, slutty years

this is entrapment

Demon Big Brothers bonding with Baby Angel

What a time to be alive (=´◡`=)

The shadow makes it look like he has a lil witches hat

Ruddy turnstone … Indian River Inlet, Delaware … 10/24/21

"Top 10 Pranks That Went Too Far" compilation where #1 is Liu Bang founding the Han Dynasty