Man I Really Had My Keys Stolen And Found Out Who The UA Traitor Is In One Day

Man I really had my keys stolen and found out who the UA traitor is in one day

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2 years ago

Working in a university is wild because in the same shift I can go from grading student papers to literally transcribing journal entries about a man's sexual experiences from the 1700s (literally its just bad, fuck that guy).

5 years ago
I Love Paying For Education
I Love Paying For Education
I Love Paying For Education
I Love Paying For Education
I Love Paying For Education
I Love Paying For Education
I Love Paying For Education
I Love Paying For Education

i love paying for education

4 years ago

gay people use halloween props as home decor year round

3 years ago
Reenactor Throws A Spear At A Drone

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

3 years ago

AWWWWWWW

My little brother..

So my seven year old brother loves Undertale. Whenever he wears his winter coat, he puts his hands in his front pockets and giggles while quoting Sans. It’s adorable.

Well, today, I was drawing something to post later when he taps my shoulder. So I look over, and he just lays out these four sheets of paper…

My Little Brother..
My Little Brother..

…Do you recognize that last one?

My Little Brother..

Its Omega Flowey. He drew Omega Flowey’s intro, complete with evil laugh.

So he looked at me, all excited, and said that it was his “Undertale comic” and that I had to put it on “the website” so that people could see it.

If it’s not too much to ask, could you guys maybe leave a like or maybe even a reblog? It would seriously make his entire year if people actually noticed his drawings, he’s always drawing pictures for everyone.

4 years ago

studying is my drug, but i say no to drugs

3 years ago
Happy National Train Day!
Happy National Train Day!
Happy National Train Day!

happy national train day!

3 years ago

if u were c-sectioned you were never birthed

you were removed

i wasn’t c sectioned tho, i was made out of sourdough by a small italian man in 1437


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2 years ago

enough reclaiming slurs, I think in 2023 we should reclaim nascar. they banned the confederate flag on all properties & their stance on lgbtq+ isn’t just performative bc in 2013 they fined a driver 10k for using a homophobic slur, condemned indiana in a statement for an anti lgbt law, and partnered w carolina’s lgbt+ chamber of conference in 2022. nascar was founded by anti-cop moonshiners/bootleggers who drove suped-up fords to out-run the police. #yaaascar

4 years ago

thinking about how an anonymous group (WHO DOESN’T SEEM TO BE AFFILIATED W/ SESAME STREET!!!) found out where jon armond lived and made him swear he wouldn’t show anyone cracks before they gave it to him

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