Drunk HCs

Lucifer

Will be more clingy, would be vulnerable and will cry. All pride is just forgotten.

If you look away for even a millisecond, he will throw a hissy fit.(inspired from @beelzebubisbestwaifu‘s post.)

“MC! Don’t look away from me, got it?!”

Although that aside, he is very adorable.

If he ends up passing out he’ll always ends up passing out on your shoulder. He’ll be pretty heavy, not gonna lie. But he’s also very fucking adorable.

At the end of the day, you’ll end up either seeing Lucifer in a new light or just end up looking at Lucifer most of the time.

Mammon

(Sober) Lucifer is nothing compared to drunk Mammon.

Would be less obvious about his attraction to MC, but would be very scary towards his other brothers when they try to talk to his human.

“Hey MC, wanna watch this new- Never mind....”

If you thought that he was possessive before, the possessiveness levels have just reached new heights.

His chin will be resting on your head as his arms are wrapped around you tightly. His head might land in the crook of your neck.

You’ll either be shaken up from his menacing aura, or be a blushing mess.

Leviathan

Taiga Aisaka who?

If you think he was a big tsundere before, well you are sorely mistaken.

He will act all tsundere even if you did something as small as a hello.

“Hey Levi-” “BAKA!”

His brothers would be laughing hysterically at how ridiculous he’s acting. Meanwhile, you’d be wondering what’s wrong with Levi.

He’s just a blushing mess.

Satan

If the cards showing pictures of drunk Satan mean anything, it certainly means that he’ll be a very silly drunk.

He’d be giggling for no reason at all and you’d just be clueless on what’s so funny.

“Hehehe.” “Satan, please tell me what’s so funny.”

If you kiss him when he’s drunk he will literally stop functioning.

If you do anything affectionate with him, LIKE anything at all, he’ll be like: satan.exe has stopped working.

Satan’s two main emotions: Hysterical and Flustered.

Asmodeus

Flirt percentage: 100%

Telling you every pickup line in existence.

“Do you have a name, or shall I call you mine?” “Asmo, please, I can’t sleep if you keep flirting with me.”

Is gonna be more fierce ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

You might end up waking up to a drunk Asmodeus leaving hickies on your neck for no reason.

If you thought he was flirty before, you are sorely mistaken.

Beelzebub

You need to keep any alcohol out of his vicinity. He would drink it all in a matter of seconds.

You’re arms would feel tired from pushing Beel away from the alcohols hidden location.

“MC, please let me have more.” “Beel, no.”

He’s going to be very clumsy and might fall down the stairs if nobody is there.

He’ll literally attack the fridge and eat everything inside without a moments notice.

Lucifer might have to bind him down to a chair.

Belphegor

Completely different person.

He’d be super energetic and hyper. He’d want to do a lot of activities such as sports.

“MC! Let’s play some football.” “Belphie, we don’t even have a pigskin.”

He would ask Beel if he’d want to workout together, but you managed to convince Beel to disagree for fear that something bad might happen.

He would literally cuss at Diavolo if their in the same room and would actually attack him.

Lucifer might also have to bind him down to a chair, only if Diavolo is there.

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aureostuff

1 year ago

I think two of my favorite readers are fast food reader and everglades reader 🥰

Also the everglades reader posts immediately reminded my of Fluffy (the comedian) skit about the crocodile hunter. (Cant remember the actually words just the touch part lol).

Ever!reader: you see that?! That one right there has a bite force equal to biting into a boiled carrot! / This one is so venomous it could paralyze you faster than it take for you to fall to the floor!!

...

Ever!reader: I'm gonna touch/poke it! 🥰

"You see this little guy right here? This right here is a wandering spider - one of the most venomous spiders in the world. Nausea, severe pain, abdominal cramps, erections that can last for hours, breathing difficulties that can lead to death if not treated soon enough...."

You count off the small percentage of the list of symptoms you've mentioned so far with your fingers as the drider looms behind you. Little was quite the broad term to use for it. The creature was large enough to where they could probably fit your entire head between their fangs has they wished. It ponders how a human could be so brave to turn their back on a beast of their kind while rambling on about the very side effects they have a probable chance of inflicting you with at any given moment. Perhaps it was stupidity. Either way, the spider was positively enthralled by you and your nulled sense of danger. How on earth has a person like yourself survived out here for so long?

"Anyway, I'm gonna poke them."

The drider shifts - given little to no time to process your words as your finger pads the fuzzy layer of skin right where a nose would be if they had one. You laugh as all six of their eyes point towards the area of their face where your hand had touched.

"Boop!...See, this little guy is chill. Barely any reaction at all"

True be told, the drider was too stunned to move a muscle. No one's ever had the nerve to touch them like that. And which such a carefree attitude too. You truly had zero regards for your own safety -

Which only meant if you ended up in the spider's web there's really no one to blame for your disappearance but yourself. If anything they'd be doing you a favor by taking your well-being into their own hands.

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aureostuff

1 year ago

“We’re missing everything. We miss white bread.”

A Palestinian journalist interviewed a young girl in Gaza, who broke down after he asked her why she was angry. She explained that her father had been killed and that she is missing white bread and everything else in her life pic.twitter.com/qLIiZ9h8Qz

— Middle East Eye (@MiddleEastEye) February 20, 2024

Some good news

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aureostuff

1 year ago

Today, Jordan airdropped food for Gaza. Most of it landed in the sea as fisherman went by boat to grab the bags. The food was sealed and everything was packed tightly for the possibility of it dropping in the sea so the food was edible but this is not enough. 4 planes for 2.1 million people is not enough. We need a ceasefire now and for the thousands of trucks that are blocked at the border to enter before this catastrophe continues to take lives.

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aureostuff

3 years ago

Innocence …

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aureostuff

1 year ago

They didn’t need to do this. This part added nothing to the plot of the the episode. NOTHING. But they did it anyway. And I am so, so grateful

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aureostuff

2 months ago

april fools announcement with Midorikawa Hikaru (Lilia’s va) holding baby Malleus plushie got me staying up til 2 am PFFT

literally the (๑>◡<๑) face

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aureostuff

1 year ago

Children In Rafah Are Preparing To Welcome The Holy Month Of Ramadan, After 145 Days Of Genocide In The

Children in Rafah are preparing to welcome the holy month of Ramadan, after 145 days of genocide in the Gaza Strip.

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aureostuff

1 year ago

They are already selling data to midjourney, and it's very likely your work is already being used to train their models because you have to OPT OUT of this, not opt in. Very scummy of them to roll this out unannounced.

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aureostuff

1 year ago