”okay But Are You Normal About-“ No. I’m An Insane Pervert.

wouldn’t it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

You're in her dms well i'm in my jammies. goodnight

learned about the “light academic” genre today. which i guess is just if you go to college and don’t kill anybody

"can i be mean for a second?" you can be mean for 10,000 years and i'll hang onto your every word, my queen. my goddess

sorry for lashing out at you dude. in my rage i mistook you for a piece of shit

whats more special than a romance between two women who both have something deeply deeply deeply deeply deeply wrong with them

I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking

i heard he died of wanting snacks

guy after having a completely normal social interaction: i made things weird again and they hate me

your honor my client is guilty can i get another one