"can I Be Mean For A Second?" You Can Be Mean For 10,000 Years And I'll Hang Onto Your Every Word, My

sorry I didn't listen to anything you just said I was busy thinking about when I can interrupt with my funnier, more superior story

i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it 

”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

yeah you wouldnt know her i knew her in a past life and we're doomed to always kill each other lol its a whole thing

they call me vague as hell the way i. well…..um. You know

I think I'm falling for you😳

get up

Neither romantic nor sexual nor platonic but a secret fourth thing (bonded like stray cats who cannot be adopted separately)

sorry for lashing out at you dude. in my rage i mistook you for a piece of shit

I'm like if a sensitive sweetheart was a bit bitter and loathesome