Wouldn’t It Be Cool To Just Like Not Feel Nervous About Everything All The Time

“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable

Sorry babe, the thigh garter holding my daggers stay on during sex

u could kill someone and girls would be like no literally i get where ur coming from

sorry for lashing out at you dude. in my rage i mistook you for a piece of shit

"she killed innocent people" ok well her eyes are literally big and brown and sad so she can do whatever

yeah i’m ok! i’m totally ok i just (takes a deep breath) (starts screaming)

VIBE CHECK *gently presses our foreheads together*