Ill Be Sappy Whenever I Want. I Dont Give A Shit. I Love You. Fuck Off

guy after having a completely normal social interaction: i made things weird again and they hate me

yeah you wouldnt know her i knew her in a past life and we're doomed to always kill each other lol its a whole thing

guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨✨✨

can you hold my hand it's my first time killing and im kind of nervous

lets out a single agonized bloodcurdling scream but doesnt elaborate on why and just walks it off

women are really hot. did you guys know this

healing isn’t enough i need my memory erased

notice how linkedin isn’t on maslow’s hierarchy of needs

They’re soulmates but one of them is infact trying to choke the other to death with the red string of fate tying them together

trying to seductively get on my knees for you but my knees crack so loud it echoes and i’m stuck there for five minutes