Sorry For Acting Batshit Crazy I Was Feeling A Little Unwanted

the thing about me is I'm cute, laid back and easy going but in like a really intense and stressful kinda way

girls love it when you kill in front of them

is anyone else scared or is it just me and every deer

what’s a girl gotta do to get a lil kissy on the top of her head

If you can't handle me at my worst (really bad) then you don't deserve me at my best (slightly less really bad)

your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

I don’t want casual I want you to eat me alive

I'm like if a sensitive sweetheart was a bit bitter and loathesome