Yes I Am Fully Aware That I’m The Worst™ But I Still Wanna Be Like……. Loved And Stuff

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

[falls in the shower] parkour

how have you been doing healing from your abandonment issues?

lately i’ve been killing people

"she killed innocent people" ok well her eyes are literally big and brown and sad so she can do whatever

My pronouns are fuck/that and I identify as a problem.

"ne'er-do-well" is such a harsh criticism like bro ne'er? e'er? like youd think at least some'imes id do well but nope. ne'er

Don't you worry about my pronouns. My pronouns are pretty standard. Worry about my adverbs. My most frequent ones are "omniously", "haphazardly" and "obliviously".

I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking

any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second