"ne'er-do-well" Is Such A Harsh Criticism Like Bro Ne'er? E'er? Like Youd Think At Least Some'imes Id

everybody get out of this grocery store i need some time alone

“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.

Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re

Imaginr if there were Two women with something Gay & Weird going on

i am not the bigger person. die immediately

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

lets out a single agonized bloodcurdling scream but doesnt elaborate on why and just walks it off

the eighth deadly sin is actually being mean to me but they keep that one a secret

want to try and relax but what if i do it wrong