Things that work in fiction but not real life
torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy
LOVE IS THE WHOLE POINT. OF IT ALL
David Attenborough narration: But this very special Fish has not come here to feed...
Me: No way dude I was so sure he was hungry but my expectations are subverted Listening and learning.
David Attenborough narration: ...He has come here... To Breed.
Me: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another list of Latin phrases, this time with soft/warm meanings. It is 2:39am as I make this list.
a te pro te: from thee for thee
ab imo pectore: from the bottom of the heart
volat hora per orbem: time files through the world
coelum versus: heavenward
concubia nocte: at dead of night
crepusculum: twilight or dusk
crescens luna: a cresent moon
cum corde: with the heart
labores solis: an eclipse of the sun
in horam viviere: to live for the moment
in rerum natura: in the nature of things
in tuto esse: in a safe place
ingens aequor: the vast ocean
inter vivos: among the living
januae mentis: inlets of knowledge
jenuis clausis: in secret, with closed doors
littera scripta manet: the written letter remains
lux mundi: light of the world
lux vitae: light of life
meo voto: by my wish
mox nox: soon night
multis cum lacrimis: with many tears
ningit: it is snowing
occidui temporis umbra: a shadow at sunset
opinio vana: an illusion
osculum pacis: kiss of peace
papilio: butterfly
par pari refero: tit for tat
per vian dolorosam: the way of sorrows
philtrum: a love potion
pluvia: rain
res rustica: a rural affair
ros marinus: rosemary
semel et semper: once and always
silva: wood or forest
sinus urbis: heart of the city
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Reference: Latin for the Illiterati: a modern guide to an ancient language by Jon R. Stone, second edition 2009.
I don't know what his on but he's on something.
"99% of gamblers give up before their big win. We are the 1%!" - Gendo Ikari
HAPPY ACE WEEK FUCKERS
bro stop reopening my wounds. you’re supposed to lick them bro
I don't trust antis in general, but I trust the ones who call themselves "recovering proshippers" even fucking less
Listening to them talking about their "trauma" as somebody not in anti echo chambers is immediately recognizing that what they're saying is they had some really good friends, and then one day they just turned on their friends for one dumb reason or another (like, somebody else convinced the anti that they're being groomed somehow, or the friends did some harmless thing that the anti found icky)
Me as an art critic: this piece really explores the… Misogyny of the artist 🤔
Just a pancake floating though the void with my raccoon boyfriend :3
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