Bro Stop Reopening My Wounds. You’re Supposed To Lick Them Bro

Can someone make this with Fuck me so I can annoy my boyfriend with it :3

I spent like 5 hours editing this gif frame by frame to make this shitty edit that I wanted to exist

most of the time everything sucks but when the sky is blanketed in dark blue-grey clouds after heavy raining and the sun starts to peek through the clouds so that the tops of trees glint pale green and every white structure is starkly, blindingly silhouetted against the sky i’m ok.

they are putting yaoi in the city art museum and censoring nsfw content with heat-responsive material so you have to put your hands on it to see dick

Prohibition only makes music stronger and more accessible too! I've seen 15yos become addicted to Finnish death metal! I used to only like regular pop but now I'm forced to listen to hyperpop which is barely different from "EDM"!!

“fine bro just one more song” -music addicts before listening to an entire album

And then,

They kissed and lived happily ever after.

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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