LOVE IS THE WHOLE POINT. OF IT ALL

Antis need to get a life in general, but antis who are also a fan of TCOAAL in particular need a reality check. Cuz I can only see them as being in one of two categories:

Scenario One: They actually love the dark shit, including the incest - which is unavoidable if you play the game at all since it's vital to the plot no matter which route you take - and they're up to their ears in denial, and love to loudly deny it so they don't lose their anti friends, and possibly to convince themselves as well

Scenario Two: They were genuinely oblivious to the sexual tension between Ashley and Andrew in the first two chapters and got attached to the game since it's genuinely well made. They're also the type of anti who loves to point out the illegality of sex-related crimes when exposed to fictional depictions of said crimes, while simultaneously feeling completely comfortable with (or even possibly *gasp* enjoying!!) depictions violent crimes

Either way, both of these people are probably shitting themselves after chapter 3 dropped cuz Nemlei isn't fucking around anymore. I genuinely hope they either realize they love it and just take a deep breath and own up to that, or just fuck off.

I'll admit it, for most stories, us proship people just kinda make shit up, either based on subtext or purely as a crackship/crackfic. Even doublepines, the queen of Pinecest herself said that she considered the ship a crackship. Occasionally we get a rare gem where the creator clearly wanted to create a darker story than what they were allowed to due to the filtering process of the industry, or ones where the creator is actually a chill person and doesn't mind us taking liberties in our fanart/fics (thank you Hirsch <3)

But The Coffin of Andy and Leyley is different. It's one ip that's really, truly made for us. For the proshippers, the darkshippers, the lovers of taboo fiction and those who don't clutch their pearls at the mere suggestion of fictional crimes. Nemlei is one of us, and to think that after she was doxxed and run off the internet by antis, they're still out here playing her game and making shit like that "This User Is A Fan of TCOAAL And Hates Proship !!!" banner, is just fucking insulting and absurd.

Antis, The Coffin of Andy and Leyley IS NOT FOR YOU. Nemlei made it for us. And in her words, Cry About It.

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

A fourth betrayal has hit the emo

'Sorry but I don't remember you'

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

So an IKEA?

Do you have someone?

i have trauma

“can straight men be romantically and sexually attracted to men?” sure, I’m not a cop

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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