I Had A Dream In Which I Was Spider Man And It Was Awesome And Then I Woke Up And It Was Pride Month

dump of my favorite marine biology memes 🦑🐠🦈🪸

the best part of each x-files episode is waiting for the end to see who's gonna do the sign off report cause when it's scully it's usually something like "once again, despite my partner's opinion to the contrary, i cannot confidently say that there is any scientific basis to the theory that alien ghost blood was responsible for the disappearance of the crack in the liberty bell" meanwhile if it's mulder we get gems like "are we alone in the universe? what does it truly mean to be alone? did bigfoot fuck the speaker of the house? as always i am left with more questions than answers and don't know who to trust and i think scully changed her shampoo and..."

having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.

some call them…freaks

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

autism jesus

Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old

microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it

) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium