I Am Going To [remembers That Jokes About Suicide Are Detrimental To Myself And Others] Scarborough Fair.

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

what if it was all just a dream

Do you understand waking up at 3 am and seeing my twitter explode with this clip of Charlie Slimecicle ripping open his shirt

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

who let biologists play dnd

I don't think "having sex" is important. What's important is arachnid locomotion is controlled by a system of hydraulic compression

Gay