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I love it when media implies that Wizard is a species. I love the idea of a hominid whose place in the ecosystem is to kill shit with lightning.

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

Hear that bud? That's the title track being incorporated under my leitmotif. You are so fucked.

I am not coming out again just so everyone is aware from now on it’s going to be like a scavenger hunt I’m going to hide clues in certain locations of the earth

I’ve only watched 5 eps but. I imagine that Vyncent Sol has a dedicated “grub hunting Tuesday night” and he returns late all covered in dirt and shit, and when Dakota asks him “how were grubs this Tuesday pal?” his eyes get all misty and distant and he doesn’t answer, but when Will asks him the exact same question he replies, “those bitches fought back but I have slain their fucking asses thank you for asking” and deposits 53 vanquished beetles directly into Will’s lap

Happy 31st anniversary of The X Files ! Mulder and Scully you rocked the universe !!

Evan Kelmp x Peter Sqloint yaoi. Send tweet

Do you understand waking up at 3 am and seeing my twitter explode with this clip of Charlie Slimecicle ripping open his shirt

the entire budget of the US military should be reallocated to insect research

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.