Hey You Should Do One Of Them Luke Castellan Thingos! Do Some Smut Lol.

Could you do a deuce x human reader where her family is kinda chaotic. It can go anyway you want ily

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THANK-YOU FOR THE REQUEST ANON!!!! So like idk how good this one is but it's like kinda long and uh I may do a part 2 because omg this request gave me sm ideas. Also the only reason I gave reader 8 siblings is because big families are usually the most chaotic. Anyways I hope you enjoy! Ly! (Also i did a dif thing here where I made the tense 2nd person to try it out cus thats what a lot of people on here use, tell me what you guys think!)

POV: Deuce meeting his Human!girlfriends family.

“Before you meet my family, you should probably know that they’re a bit… chaotic…”

That is what you had warned him of before he came to have dinner with your family, while he wasn’t completely sure what you had meant by that he was sure he could handle whatever it was (Like- what could possibly be more chaotic than the fact he was a gorgon that literally went to a boarding school for monsters). Besides- he was determined to make a good impression on your parents, while you knew and were… mostly, okay with the… scaled situation, your family didn’t. He had to make this good impression now because he knew he couldn’t exactly hide it forever and he’d rather your family liked him when they do find out.

You didn’t talk much about your family, the only thing he really knew was the fact you had eight siblings, most of them twins and that you were the middle child and the only one who wasn’t a twin (hence why you were the only one with your own room). Deuce knocked on the door and after hearing what sounded like arguing was greeted by your smiling face.

“Hey, Deuce!” You greet, gently reaching up to adjust his beanie to ensure the snakes were covered “Come in!” You grab his hand and guide him inside. “You’re a bit early but we can just like- hang out in my room for a bit until dinn-” You began before being cut off by your younger brother running in front of you.

“Who’s this?” He asked “Is he your boyfriend”

“No, he’s my long-lost twin brother.” You said sarcastically trying to move past him.

“No, he’s not! You don’t have a twin! And besides his hair is green, you don’t have green hair!” Your brother exclaimed, “Wait, why is his hair green?”

“Because he’s secretly the Joker.” You stated, finally managing to move past your younger brother “Now, leave us alone you little brat.”

“I’m telling mom you said that!” He exclaimed.

“Go ahead! I’ll just tell her that you got suspended for a week for punching a kid and didn’t even tell her.” You retort pulling Deuce up the stairs before being stopped again by two of your younger sisters Valentina and Valeria.

“Y/n have you seen Jinx?” Valentina asked.

“No, and if Mom finds out you let that snake out of its terrarium again, you’re going to be in huge trouble.” You warned.

“What about Cookie? Have you seen Cookie?” Valeria asked teary-eyed.

“No, I haven’t but if I see it in my room again, I swear- I’m going to squish it.” You threatened.

“But Y/nnn-” Valeria whined before apparently finally noticing Deuce “Does Mom know you have your boyfriend over?”

“Yes, she does actually, now leave us alone please.” You hissed, trying to manoeuvre past them.

“His hair is weird,” Valentina commented.

“So is yours and you don’t see him commenting on it.” You snapped, pushing past them and finally entering your room.

You sigh as both you and Deuce sit on your bed.

“Your siblings seem nice,” Deuce commented as you scoffed.

“You don’t have to lie Deuce, they’re annoying.” You spoke.

“No, they uh- seem, sweet.” He said as you moved your head to lay it in his lap.

“Awe, aren’t you naïve.” You said, lifting your head to press a kiss on his lips.

Nein DU bist eine Ratte, ich bin eine Schlange. Ich fresse dich.

u r a rat

nein, DU bist eine Ratte

"It's not blonde its brown!" -My best friend on Walker Scobells hair colour (You are so wrong bestie bae omfg like- girl)

Anyways so the next chapter, Chapter 20 is titled Kirby and should be out Friday or Saturday depending on your time zone

So, in the past week I've written two chapters for my fanfiction and I already know people may hate me for what I've done...

Guys guys guys just for the record, I happen to have a wattpad where I have a deuce gorgon fic (I also have an a03 but I more read those fics, I'd post but see. A03 fics actually make some sense, mine do not) if you guys want to read it, my wattpad link should be somewhere on my profile, if you can't find it and you want to check it out (TOTALLY OKAY IF U DONT) feel free to like message me and I'll send it to you :)

OMG GUYS IM FINISHED WITH ALL PERFORMANCES BUT ONE THIS YEAR, NO MORE PRACTICING LINES UNTIL FUCK ALL IN THE MORNING, NO MORE LEARNING SONGS AND PRACTICING THE RIGHT NOTES! NO MORE SITTING BACKSTAGE AND LAUGHING WITH MY CASTMATES AT SOMETHING WE'RE NOT QUITE SURE OF, NO MORE LAUGHING AS MY FRIEND TRIES TO DO MY MAKEUP BECAUSE MY GROUPS VOLUNTEERS CAN'T DO IT RIGHT, NO MORE GOING TO REHEARSALS EVERY WEEK! NO MORE OF THAT UNTIL NEXT YEAR!

Fich Dich, er ist mein Sohn nicht ein Spielzeug. Das ist warum du bist nicht die gottmutter. Schlampe. Du bist eine groB Ratte.

Fich dich Schlampe. YOU TRIED TO KILL MY SON!

Dein Sohn? Dein Spielzeug. Es ist nicht deinen Sohn.

Und pass auf was du sagst.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY IS TRUST THE ONLY GOD DAMN MH LIVE ACTION (the 1st one obvi) WITHOUT A BLEEDING PROPER MUSIC VIDEO ITS SO IRRITATINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!

anyways I'll shut up now.

Part 3 please

Star-crossed (Pt 3 to flowers and Stars)

Part 1 Part 2

A/n: So like this isn't the best but oh well, kinda short. I got the poem at the end from K. Towne Jr. He has some pretty good poems nyway enjoy n stuff (I may do a pt 3)

POV: Deuces confession.

“Y/n, the girl is you.”

Deuce watched as Y/n stood there, as if temporarily placed in a state of shock.

“What?” Y/n breathed, her face one of bewilderment.

“The girl I’m in love with.. its you Y/n.” Deuce repeated.

“No, I-I know that but, what? Deuce…” Y/n began but Deuce cut her off before she could say anything.

“I know I shouldn’t have fallen for you Y/n. But I did and before I did I didn’t know how much love could hurt, particularly when you know the person you’ve fallen for doesn’t love you back.”

“Deuce… I do love you; I have for a while now and it is like a knife to my heart, twisting and turning deeper into my chest every time I have to see you and knowing that we aren’t together.” Y/n monologed, gazing into his eyes.

“You do?”

“I do but…” “You’re with Porter.” Deuce finished for her.

“Yeah…” She looked down at her feet before looking up and adding “You do have my heart though.”

“But I can’t have the whole of you?”

“Unfortunately, no, not under our circumstances.” Y/n sighed, once again looking down at her feet but looking at him through her eyelashes.

“Well then, I shall wait for those circumstances to be changed, no matter how long it takes.” Deuce spoke, slowly turning around and walking away, leaving Y/n standing there, regretting not following her heart.

She glanced down and saw a small note on the ground, she opened it up and read.

‘When I look for perfect, Perfect is all I see, because when I look for perfect, It is you staring back at me.’

It's almost my birthday besties! (A week from Tuesday)