Fich Dich, Er Ist Mein Sohn Nicht Ein Spielzeug. Das Ist Warum Du Bist Nicht Die Gottmutter. Schlampe.

95% sure that tomorrow's my last day of school for the year then Parent-teacher interviews... I really wanna not go it is way too hot for me to be at school

Bro Like- just write the smut it's not that hard. Your honestly making it a bigger deal than it needs to be.

DID YOU NOT READ MADDYS POST? AHH

but you know what? fine. If you really want it then sure ill fucking write it. Warnings: Idk just smut Ig

POV: Smut

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible

.Cut to Barry's room, where he's picking out what to wear.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Yeah, let's shake it up a little.

Barry uses honey from a dispenser to style his hair, rinse his mouth, and then applies it to his armpits.

Mom (Janet Benson)(calling from downstairs:) Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Coming! (phone rings) Oh, hang on a second. (adjusts his antennas into a headset) Hello?

Adam Flayman(on the phone) Barry?

Barry:Adam?

Adam:Can you believe this is happening?

Barry:I can't believe it. I'll pick you up.

 (hangs up, sharpens his stinger)

 Lookin' sharp.

 (flies downstairs)

Mom:Barry, why don't you use the stairs? Your father paid good money for those.

Barry:Sorry. I'm excited.

Dad (Martin Benson):Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. And a perfect report card, all B's.

Mom:Very proud. (touches Barry's hair)

Barry:Ma! I got a thing going here.

Mom:Ah, you got some lint on your fuzz.

Barry:Ow! That's me

!Dad:Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000

.Barry:Bye! (flies off)

Mom:Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

(Barry drives his car to pick up his classmate. Adam's outside his house, reading the Hive Today newspaper. The front page headline reads "FRISBEE HITS HIVE ! Internet Down. Bee: 'I heard sound, then Wham-o!'")

Anyways pls dont send anything else please and thank you :)

Actually you might hate me when I get up to writing movie num 2 as well

Just for the record, (For those who read the wattpad book) when i finally get up to doing the next book for The Monster High ff (By my own hand, movie num 2 comes after) those of you who acc read that book are gonna hate me.

ONE MORE DAY TIL MY BIRTHDAY

For those of you reading my wattpad, there'll probably be no update this week, had a bit of writers block. :)

creepy anon leave this poor girl alone P L E A S E also if you want smut about a minor then go ahead and find some instead of bothering someone, and deep diving through the wattpad is just a whole new level

"wElL ThEy dId pReMsRiTaL HaNd hOlDInG sO SuRLeY thEyRe gOnNa fUcK RiGhT??" LIKE PLEASE

just- just gonna leave this here for the anon to read. Nothing to add except for: Dear anon, please read this.

Hi! I really like your writing and wanted to know if your requests are open? If not, that's okay <3

Hi! Tysm! My requests are almost always open, however I due to the fact I'm also a wattpad writer it sometimes takes a while to get to requests, but my requests will always be open unless otherwise stated <3

(I feel like this response is written very poorly and i apologise, i am very sleep deprived)

Hey guys if you like my posts and stuff but think I take too long to post them you should uh follow my wattpad... 👉👈 I have a Deuce Gorgon book on there and other fandom stuff... though maybe don't look at my older stuff... most of it's really bad.

Nyways my user is Alicat933 (which i've been thinking of changing) and yeah, you guys should probably maybe follow me :)

hehe i got electrocuted on accident

My daily thought process: Me: I want to write

Brain: You could be doing school work

Me: but i wanna write though

Brain: But school work

Me: But writing

Brain: But you should do your work

Me: Uh huh uh huh but writing

Brain: you dont even have any ideas

Me: ... I'll check tumblr, im sure i've got plenty of requests

Brain: Oh look you don't now what?

Me: ... I'LL WORK ON ONE OF THE BOOKS I'M WRITING

Brain: *Sobbing* WHERE DID THIS MOTIVATION TO WRITE COME FROM?

Me: From my lack of motivation to do school work