Latest Posts by asscrackpandit - Page 5
going to work to help clean so we don’t get totally fucked and our boss brought fucking trulys for us to hype while we clean. he is maybe 6 months older than me? life is weird. who knew i’d be drunk cleaning at the job i’ve reluctantly had for 3 years
being raised conservative is so funny to look back on. like it’s not but the arguments they made are and finding the holes in them is great. like my old pastor used to talk ab how gay people got divorced more- i guess encouraging ppl to divorce their partners (unbiblical) or to continue being gay w their partners (unbiblical). like dude if u think about that for more than 10 seconds ur gonna shit urself realizing by your own standards you are encouraging people to “sin” either way and both are considered taboo sins within the church. the bible belt is so fucking stupid everything is like this down here
took me a long time to realize i like confusing people and that’s ok. sometimes u need to just baffle ppl. leave them something w no explanation that they will have to think about. i love confusing people
i don’t remember where i saw it. but i forever owe the person who posted encouraging people to watch letterkenny. you have given me wayne and that is more than i ever could’ve asked for. everything i didn’t know i wanted. i hope ur having a good life <3
agonizing over why u aren’t enough but also knowing exactly why u can’t be enough. thanks i hate it
luv how every girl in every movie just. understands the need to sit/walk w a lil drink sometimes. sometimes u just need a lil drink to sip on while u sit and work or walk around and that’s ok and they remind me of that
ok. i’m about to reveal some real embarrassing shit.
i’ve never seen beetlejuice (1988) before- bible belt shit u know how it is. i was so excited to turn it on especially because i recognized so many names and also bc this movie is iconic so i knew my queen winona ryder would be on there. i didn’t know alec baldwin was in this movie but i like 30 rock and he is an impeccable trump.
BUT WHEN WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME ALEC BALDWIN WAS FUCKING HOT AS SHIT ?!?!?!?!?! i always liked him but the things i know i would do to this man (younger him)now………… im losing my mind over this
father’s day as an eldest daughter who was parentified but also very close to their dad growing up is. complicated to say the least happy father’s day to all u eldest daughters i see u i feel u
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2x08, Cooperative Calligraphy
gonna keep streaming first kill thru pride month bc if this show gets cancelled i will riot this is everything i’ve been waiting for
as an eldest sibling i am mortified it has taken me almost a decade to see mycroft in this light im gonna go cry now
My aunt: But how can you like Mycroft? He's unpleasant and he always makes messes and he is so full of himself-
Me, on the verge of tears: IT'S ABOUT THE KIN, IT'S ABOUT THE MAKING IT ON HIS OWN, IT'S ABOUT THE INDEPENDENCY, IT'S ABOUT THE LONELINESS, IT'S ABOUT KEEPING THE FAMILY TOGETHER, IT'S ABOUT ABSORBING THE BLOWS OF EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE FAMILY MEMBERS, IT'S ABOUT THE SELF HATRED, IT'S ABOUT BEING THE ONE YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT, IT'S ABOUT KEEPING SECRETS, IT'S ABOUT SURVIVING WHEN YOUR FAMILY IS GOING DOWN-
When self-driving cars are more widespread, we’re going to start having dead people that arrive at people’s houses unexpectedly.
dean winchester is a bottom. that’s it.
having like 3 followers has already gone to my head and one of them is a porn bot that has already messaged me. im finally getting the tumblr experience i wanted when i was 13
the best part abt having a good work ethic but hating capitalism is that while i’m forced to work at a shitty blue and red pizza place i get to look at my managers who are unable to chastise me for being out of dress code and showing up whenever every day bc i do too much for them to fire me. checkmate bitch
i’ve been looking at tumblr posts since i was 13 and i’ve probably made like 4 accounts over the years so here’s hoping that now that i am an Adult i can Do Something Consistently
how did i do
happy pride month unfortunately i will have to change my username bc last night i realized that i am pansexual !! i will now be spending the next week coming up with another gay community pun (the tv show but also the gay community i guess)
happy pride month unfortunately i will have to change my username bc last night i realized that i am pansexual !! i will now be spending the next week coming up with another gay community pun (the tv show but also the gay community i guess)
guys what is going on in the spn fandom please i’m so behind did destiel really get confirmed again i can’t do this again
being poor is cool bc u can boycott ur least fav companies (chickfila) very easily 👍🏻
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would like to memorialize this ironic, pathetic, and disgusting post from my former pastor. “ACT LIKE MEN BE STRONG.” shame on you. shame on you for encouraging men to continue hiding their emotions and feelings. shame on you for making men think they cannot be vulnerable. shame on you for using aggressive words and sentence structure to scare and excite your trusting congregation. shame on you for spitting hatred toward members of the LGBTQ+ community. shame on you for spitting hatred at the “sinners” who trust your word. i trusted you and i have never been so disappointed by a former leader.
there is no hate like christian love.
i wrote a poem. this is the first time i have posted anything like this so any and all feedback is appreciated, even if you don’t think it’s worth it i would love it. this is just straight from pen to paper in like 10 minutes so it won’t be a masterpiece, but if you see this please let me know what you think.
my mind’s gone mad.
did you notice?
gone by whispers
like soft smoke (tendrils).
my mind went mad.
I did not notice (did you?)
I mourn the normalcy
I never had.
my mind was mad.
for so long (clouded over)
did you notice?
my mind’s gone mad.
the clouds are gone
but my loss remains.
have you noticed?