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happy pride month unfortunately i will have to change my username bc last night i realized that i am pansexual !! i will now be spending the next week coming up with another gay community pun (the tv show but also the gay community i guess)

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3 months ago

10/10 anon , no notes, not even the funniest person alive could write this and make it seem realistic because it is way too on the nose. my brother in Christ, take a motherfucking xanax or something

if I hear the phrase no hate like Christian love one more time I’m gonna end up in the news

being Christian has nothing to do with being a bigot

if you’re a bigot you’re a bigot, it’s your own fault you’re choosing the “don’t be a bigot” religion as your scapegoat

It’s clear you don’t care about this, though

not all Christian’s are assholes

Just because the assholes speak the loudest doesn’t mean they speak for the rest of us

I know this anon is useless, bc you don’t ever fucking reflect on what you say or do, even when someone calls you out on it

you just make witty retorts and everyone is in your side bc you’re internet famous, and you stay an asshole, just as judgemental as the “Christian” lnationalists and conservatives you say you hate

I don’t think you’re representing Christianity in a particularly level-headed manner with this comment! I’ve also outright admitted when I was wrong plenty of times on this blog. Anyways, that post was an obvious joke, If you wanted to ask me what I really felt about Christianity you could’ve just asked, you fucking weirdo.


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3 months ago

careless whisper fucks so insanely hard and i will never forgive the internet for making it a "meme song." tonight the music seems so loud i wish that we could lose this crowd maybe its better this way we'd hurt each other with the things we want to say. if you even care.


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3 years ago
Would Like To Memorialize This Ironic, Pathetic, And Disgusting Post From My Former Pastor. “ACT LIKE

would like to memorialize this ironic, pathetic, and disgusting post from my former pastor. “ACT LIKE MEN BE STRONG.” shame on you. shame on you for encouraging men to continue hiding their emotions and feelings. shame on you for making men think they cannot be vulnerable. shame on you for using aggressive words and sentence structure to scare and excite your trusting congregation. shame on you for spitting hatred toward members of the LGBTQ+ community. shame on you for spitting hatred at the “sinners” who trust your word. i trusted you and i have never been so disappointed by a former leader.

there is no hate like christian love.


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2 years ago

“______ lives rent free-“ no. i live rent free in my head. haven’t thought about anything except the concept of myself as a person. also unrelated does anyone know how to get good cheap therapy or medication


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2 years ago

what would yuo do if you saw a monkey. in real life. approximately 1-2 meters away from you. and he was smoking a blunt. what would you do my good sir.

ask for a mf hit


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3 months ago

Been seeing a lot of folks talk about bugout bags where the context seems to be fleeing a Knock from secret police or something, and I want to gently suggest folks consider more likely reasons to bug out (wildfires, crumbling infrastructure leading to gas leaks, etc).

Make sure your bag can get you through scenarios where you are part of a mass evacuation, rather than you clandestinely leaving in the middle of the night to escape brownshirts.

I feel like thinking in this context will help folks prepare better and think beyond fleeing to the nearest border as their prime objective.

I don't like giving this regime more power than it actually has, so it is helpful to me to think about what I would do in specific scenarios. Planning for those gives me much more concrete action items, reduces my panic, and ends up preparing me better for unknown situations.

A lot of us have real fear of this regime rn, and escaping a Knock is a realistic concern.

But I feel like a lot of white, cishet, middle class folks are in oppression cosplay mode rn, and their brains aren't in a practical space for what the more likely impact to their lives is going to be.

If preparing for a Knock isn't also going to prepare you for facing sitting in traffic for 12 hours with no hotel plans because you need to evacuate a natural disaster on short notice, you should think a bit more about your risk factors and resiliency.

Vague prepping for "When shit hits the fan" means you are going to forget key items. Come up with some specific scenarios to run through and see how your kit would perform.


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