So…the Fox Sees The Future. 

Okay

what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.

AU where Dream and Tubbo are siblings, and Dream convinces Tubbo he’s doing all that bad stuff for the sake of the SMP, and gets Tubbo to help him out.

By the time Tubbo is aware of what his brother’s really doing, which is not the much nicer version he’s been told, he’s too scared to leave, having long since been convinced that everybody else would kill him in a heartbeat. 

Once his brother is put in jail, Tubbo, who’d been watching from a hidey hole, and really didn’t want any part of this, was teleported out by XD. Why the deity did so, he’s uncertain, but he did. Teleported way out to some distant snowy biome with a few spruce trees, where Tubbo was, essentially, stranded.

He thinks it might be for the best, honestly. He’s not exactly on great terms with everybody. 

Purpled kind of has the role of Tommy’s best friend here, because Dream was lowkey an overprotective brother before he decided to be evil instead, and insisted Tubbo wear a protective mask, and keep away from everybody. So, they definitely all think he’s a lot older than he actually is. 

The only ones who have any idea are Bad, George, and Sapnap. Bad’s possessed by the Egg, Dream convinced Sapnap Tubbo was all for it, and George…George has been a bit occupied in Dreamland. 

Purpled being Tommy’s friend changed quite a bit, actually. He was never part of L’manberg, but he fought with them, and helped out. And when Tommy was exiled by Fundy, after he managed to find the place(it took him awhile, with Dream throwing him off and distracting him), he got Tommy out of there.

The two eventually ran across Techno while hiding from Dream, and both he and Phil were not happy to hear what Dream had been doing to their youngest. 

So they take Tommy in, and he ends up sticking with them, along with Purpled, and eventually Ranboo, who they invite to join them on Doomsday, and he agrees, because he’s been having a hard time in L’manberg, not having too many allies. 

The Syndicate helps imprison Dream. They’re aware of Ranboo’s enderwalking problems, and trying to help.

What they don’t know is that when Enderboo isn’t forced under Dream’s command, he’s actually very chill, and also, very, very fond of Tubbo, who’s always nice to him, and, occasionally, when his brother wasn’t around, would goof off with him. 

Enderboo leaves a lot of semi-cryptic messages for Ranboo that basically amount to ‘please go check on Tubbo, I’m very worried, and I don’t think he’s eating’ or something similar. Unfortunately, Ranboo never figures out what they mean, and just gets really freaked out instead. 

Tubbo has accidentally adopted a piglin child with Enderboo-I mean, he assumes that’s what’s going on, he’s not entirely sure. Enderboo kind of just dropped the child off, and now they’re raising him?? Very confusing, but Tubbo kind of enjoys the company.

Basically Tubbo just being sad in his cozy spruce cottage, Enderboo being that one stray cat that keeps adopting things, and everyone else having no idea what’s going on, but misunderstanding just about everything.

I love this

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

I'm loving Dungeon Meshi's mix of quasi-probable magical biological realism and "It's magic fuck you."

Red dragons swallow their prey whole and use the undigestible remains as fuel for their fire breath, which is lit by creating a spark with their tongue. Living armors are colonies of mollusks who expand and contract to mimic muscle movement. Actually "man-eating" plants is a misnomer, they catch small animals with a filament that retracts when touched and they use their decomposing prey as compost.

These mushrooms can turn you into a gnome. It's magic fuck you.

Brotherhood AU

better run, and fast

btw, this is more of a test/training of a weird walkcycle okioki

here the sketches

What about a httyd au? Phil is the chief and Tommy is the youngest kid who’s tired of being looked down on compared to his dad and famous brothers who are all legendary dragon slayers, so he tries to capture a dragon himself and ends up with the equal parts friendly and terrifying night fury!Tubbo. Cue friendship! (Bonus if Tubbo can temporarily shapeshift into human form when his bond with Tommy is strong enough.)

How to Train Your Dragon au...

God what if he and Tubbo fight side by side. Holy shit that would be cool. Tubbo shapeshifting back and forth between a human and dragon. Oh god.

Also Techno, we can have him have Carl, the Dragon he has adopted shortly after Tommy made friends with Tubbo.

Hmmmm but we got to figure out the shapeshifting thing part out. Maybe Tubbo is like one of those enchanted dragons or something? Like he definitely won’t let Tommy “capture him”. Maybe he just wanted friends and Tommy was so bad at capturing that he accidentally made friends with this human who is about his age.

Anyways, found family is pog and I like to think that Quackity, Schlatt, are shapeshifter and oh god there is so many god damn possibilities with this au. 

Sally the Salmon being a Dragon Shapeshifter and Wilbur not knowing...

Fundy being one of those Dragon shapeshifters and finding out when he was young and freaking out about it because his dad is a dragon slayer... 

No seriously what was this about then if none of them remembered/recognized Jennifer???

SPECIALLY sparrow Ben, you mean to tell me he obsessively drew the picture of some other random woman who also happened to be named Jennifer????

Y'all's goin about @burrotello 's super awesome Fight Club AU,

while my headcanon Pomni already knows how to throw them hands XD

Here's a list of things I liked in s4 because I need more than one morbidly beautiful opening shot to give me a purpose in life:

Confirmation that Ben and Viktor were close as children

Proof that Ben's always had a mean streak in him, the brainwashing just made him seem like a saint

The concept of the time subway

Five's Deli

That scene with Diego spinning in the air with bullets swirling around him

Jennifer having a Filipina actress

Diego and Lila's daughter being named Grace

Klaus practically being Claire's other parent

Luther embracing the silly

Gene and Jean