I Love This

AU where Tubbo’s the son of Captain Sparklez, but something happened, and the people of Mianite(gods and all) were cursed, forgetting about everything outside their duties as gods and champions-including people. 

Despite originally only being temporary, the curse begin to grow stronger, and one day, well.

One day they didn’t remember, and Tubbo, knowing the curse might hurt them if a memory was forcefully triggered, deciding not to risk it, and removed himself from the scene. 

He made his way to Hypixel, under the alias of Forest, and befriended Purpled. The two would fight together in underground arenas, and came to rely and trust each other. 

A few years later, Tubbo decided to leave Hypixel for his own modded survival world, where he can settle down for awhile. However, on his way to the portal hub, he catches sight of the Captain, along with Crumb, who both seem to be looking for something. 

Watching them, he gets distracted, and ends up caught in a rushing crowd. One thing leads to another, he hits his head, and tumbles through a portal he’s not familiar with. Wakes up on SMP Earth being patched up by Tommy, and can’t remember who he is or how he got there. 

The two get close over the duration of their time there, and when it’s over, end up going to Dream SMP together. 

And so it goes from there, until one day, in Snowchester, Tubbo gets a message. 

Captain Sparklez and Crumb have joined the game.

Other bits:

Tubbo has a bracelet with little charms on it that has plot relevance. Said charms are a gift from several people, with an Eye of Ender charm from Ianite, and a sword charm from Purpled, as well as eventual new ones from the others. 

He leaves his sword charm with Purpled before leaving for his survival world, as a promise to come visit, and loses his Eye of Ender charm in the crowd, where it’s found by Crumb and Sparklez. 

Tommy gave him both a bee charm and a red bandanna that he wears over the bracelet. 

Tubbo speaks Ender, but only realizes that when he runs into Enderboo, which results in a very confusing conversation for both of them. 

Tubbo’s body is still ingrained with his fighting style, even if he doesn’t remember learning to fight at all. That’s led to several interesting situations. 

Warrior Cats AU

Treeclan and Snowclan have been at war for many seasons. Two young apprentices discover that in order to stop the war…they may need to leave it behind all together.

Or, Tubbo and Tommy are cats, and are really tired of their two clans fighting all the time. One day they get a message from Starclan cat Drista, who tells them to get out of town and live life while they still can, so they do.

The clingy duo journey around, shedding their warrior origins as they make friends and learn to live in a world without constant battle. As they do, they accidentally create a clan of their own and fulfill a prophecy nobody even told them about.

(Which… 

Some random Starclan cat: Oh, wow, they caught on quick. Usually takes them awhile to figure out what a prophecy means.

Drista, who didn’t say a word about the prophecy she was suppose to give them, and instead hinted at the clans destroying themselves because of all the fighting, and told them they should just get out of dodge while they could, because why be cryptic when you can just get stuff done: Weird.)

AU where the Bench Trio, young and having not met yet, end up in the DC Universe-Gotham, more specifically, just a bit before Jason becomes Robin, and are taken in by the eventual Gotham City Sirens.

Tubbo ends up stranded on a roof a few days after being abandoned in his box. He’s found by Selina, who ended up taking him in for a few days while trying to track down his parents. By the time she realized there was no trace of Tubbo or his parents around, she’d become far too attached to just drop him off at some orphanage, and instead, took him in as her own.

Tommy was found by Harley Queen when she stumbled across him crying in the street. With the Joker currently in Arkham, and feeling sympathetic due to her own childhood, Harley took him in. Though it was meant to be temporary, it didn’t remain that way, with him quickly growing on her.

Poison Ivy finds a young Ranboo heavily wounded in Robinson Park, after a deadly battle in Hypixel, that he had no chance to survive without the Respawn. With her soft spot for children, as well as feeling a kinship for his physical oddities, Ivy saved his life by injecting him with the same serum that created her, and took him under her wing when it became apparent he’d been accepted by the Green.

As a result of the serum, Ranboo’s white side becomes light green, and his black side gains a dark forest undertone to it. 

Tubbo eagerly delves into the technology of this world as he grows older, becoming quite skilled with it. 

Though Harley did her best to keep him from the Joker and shield him, Tommy still took notice of the abuse, and grew to hate the Joker, which would only grow stronger after Jason’s death, and Joker’s attempts on their lives.

The Bench Trio is drawn together by the similar energy they emit due to being from the same universe. Because of this, they quickly grow close, and the Sirens are formed much sooner.

At some point, a nineteen year old Wilbur ends up in the universe with his one-year old son, Fundy. He stumbles upon Tommy and Harley doing crime, and his little brother instantly recognizes him. Once Harley realizes this is the brother who raised her kid, she’s quick to take him under her wing as well, and help him with Fundy.

Tommy’s villain name is Jester, not sure about the others. Ranboo’s is maybe some black and white flower, and Tubbo’s is feline related, but other than that, I’m lost. 

Though villain is a loose term. Sure, they steal stuff, and cause some mayhem, but they also protect those who call for them, and fiercely defend their own.

Ranboo’s got a spot in Robinson Park where they’ve messed with the climate so he can grow End plants.

AU where Tubbo goes to see the Egg either before or after he and Tommy originally go. And this time, instead of just being mean to him, the Egg decides to infect him. 

But not to control him. No, the Egg takes a different route-after all, it wouldn’t do if it’s champion had too many doubts, and the boy will be an excellent example of what ‘good’ it can do. As it’s vines and flowers bloom on his skin, Tubbo feels all his sadness being drained from him. All his anger, all his pain, all his fear. It’s ripped from him, leaving him with a hollow sort of happiness. 

And nothing else. 

After that, the Egg lets him go. It has no more use for him, at the moment, so he’s free to wander the server, and do whatever he wants.

Maybe Skeppy follows after him, in a similar sort of situation. He was the first to be infected, but he was more of a test than anything. Empty as it is, he does feel a sort of kinship with Tubbo, having gone through something similar. 

The friendship is hollow-hollow like them, because that’s all that’s left, really. Hollow, like Tubbo’s absent smile. Hollow like Skeppy’s passion.

Hollow pawns, wandering the server, not able to truly understand the horror in everyone’s eyes as they catch sight of them.

FNAF Vanny 🤝 TADC Pomni: being bullied by a rabbit

so fucked up that alliums exist in Minecraft but not onions or garlic or anything. STEVE YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON A CULINARY BREAKTHROUGH JUST DIG DOWN A LITTLE FURTHER