This Isn’t An Ask But,

*playing mario kart, specifically dragon driftway*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Oh god my mind doesn’t think in this many dimensions

Iceland 🇮🇸: Clearly your brain is only 2D

Denmark 🇩🇰: I’m just a 2D kinda guy 😎

Okay first of all: we love hanging out with you too, i’m so glad we’re friends <3

second of all:

How are you not dead

*cries in British*

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IVE BEEN DEAD BUT CONGRATS ON 200 Y'ALL AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHSHSHSGS THANK YOU

And thank you for being there from the very beginning! You’ll always have bragging rights for being our first member in our server ;D

Honestly I just wanted to share some of the questionable things we’ve said so far today

Also, we’re currently streaming some games on discord (Portal 2, Overcooked 2, Phasmophobia, etc, we’re open to suggestions too :D) so come join us, we’ll be here for a few more hours (posted 4/3/21 8:37pm GMT) 

Invite link: https://href.li/?https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

-lizard 

*playing unrailed*

Sweden 🇸🇪: *stacking pieces of wood*

Finland 🇫🇮: That’s some long wood you got there

Sweden 🇸🇪: Excuse me

Finland 🇫🇮: You heard me

Sweden 🇸🇪:

Don’t be shy lmao, just let us know what and when you wanna play :D

-Lizard 🦎

Eyy hit us up if you wanna ga(y)me any time ;D

Was actually the plan, didn't want to outright ask tho, my mind just works like that 😅

Mod Elias/Chaos

✨Welcome to this shit show of a blog✨

Yo, we (the admins/muns/whatever you wanna call us) are lizard (he/him) and cereal (she/her), you may know us from @flying-cheese-sticks

We originally made this blog to post clips similar to this one I (lizard) made, but with clips from our gaming sessions because clearly we’re funny af (debatable), but we figured we might as well make it an ask blog too, because obviously tumblr needs more aph Nordics ask blogs

Hopefully our first clip will be here by the weekend!

There isn’t really a set theme or au for asks (at least not yet, maybe we’ll create one as we go lmao), but since we’re gonna be sharing gaming clips you might wanna ask stuff related to those, but you can literally ask or say anything you want (within reason lmao). This is just supposed to be some Nordic bois having fun playing games together hehe. Obviously there’s only two of us so there won’t be any clips of all the Nordics together, but that doesn’t mean there can’t be scenarios (in asks or text posts, etc) where they’d all be playing something together

Damn idk why cereal let me write this post cause I just ramble on for WAY too long lmfao, anyway I hope y’all enjoy the shit show and feel free to ask us or the Nordics anything at all :D

Note - posts that aren’t asks or otherwise directly related to whatever this is supposed to be will be tagged #bastards babbling 

Peace out ✌️

“Happy birthday Denmark! I’m not even going to try and pronounce those danish words. Anyways, I got you a gift mate!”

CRYING

THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE IT I WILL USE IT RIGHT NOW 🥺🥺🥺

I’LL FORGIVE YOU FOR NOT ATTEMPTING THE DANISH

-Den 🇩🇰

suddenly all of this makes sense

also ~hand reveal~

-Lizard 🦎

*playing fall guys*

Iceland 🇮🇸: Move, you pineapple bitch!

Norway 🇳🇴: Hey, only I can talk about Denmark like that >:(

Denmark 🇩🇰:

Denmark 🇩🇰: Win or I'll piss.

Norway 🇳🇴: You'll have to piss then.

Denmark 🇩🇰: You really don't want me to do that.

Norway 🇳🇴: I kinda do tho.

Denmark 🇩🇰: 👀

*people who accidentally overheard the conversation*

Iceland 🇮🇸: 🤢 I feel sick.

Finland 🇫🇮: *silence* *insert cricket noises here*

Sweden 🇸🇪: *removes glasses* *puts in earplugs*

Alternative titles for this video could be “watch me get overwhelmed for 2 minutes straight” or “MY RICE”

 -Den 🇩🇰 (this video was recorded during a stream on our discord server ( https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc ) so please welcome special guest @never-enough-fandoms )