Honestly I just wanted to share some of the questionable things we’ve said so far today
Also, we’re currently streaming some games on discord (Portal 2, Overcooked 2, Phasmophobia, etc, we’re open to suggestions too :D) so come join us, we’ll be here for a few more hours (posted 4/3/21 8:37pm GMT)
Invite link: https://href.li/?https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc
-lizard
Hello all. I'm just kind of, extremely, slightly sad that we aren't getting any asks for this blog :(
Please love us :(
I need attention :(
Gimme luv :(
From yours truly <3
~ Denmark
*playing mario kart*
Norway 🇳🇴: DON’T COME NEAR ME
Denmark 🇩🇰: I want to touch you
Norway 🇳🇴: STOP FONDLING ME
Norway 🇳🇴: Don't piss yourself.
Denmark 🇩🇰: It's okay, I've got a bottle.
Norway 🇳🇴: ( ͡❛ - ͡❛)
Denmark 🇩🇰: ( ͡❛ ▿ ͡❛)
Iceland 🇮🇸: ( ͡❛ ▭ ͡❛)
Sweden 🇸🇪: ( ͡❛ ェ ͡❛)
Finland 🇫🇮: ( ͡❛ ⍙ ͡❛)
Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!
Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc
- Cereal 🥣
WHAT ARE DEN AND SVE DOING FOR THEIR BIRTHDAYS
WE ARE GOING TO PLAY GOLF AND CRY (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ ✧゚・: *
-Den 🇩🇰
In case you’re wondering what you’re missing by not being in our discord server 😤 -Lizard 🦎 @never-enough-fandoms
invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc
To no one’s surprise, Denmark was extremely drunk during this. The alcohol stops him BEING a pussy but it unfortunately makes him WANT a pussy... you’ll see what I mean.
-Ice 🇮🇸
keep an eye out for the wedding later ;)
ok so we know when denmark and norway are getting married... how about sweden and finland?
Sweden: Well, technically I already proposed to Fin when I offered him the cave flower in one of the first Minecraft videos, and he rejected me so...
Finland: Wait... You were being serious?
Sweden: 100%
Finland: I... I didn’t know that, I thought you were joking...
Sweden: Do you want me to ask you again?
Finland: ... Maybe...
Sweden: I’ll think about it
Finland:
Someone said I had a shitty taste on music cause this song was playing.
So. Who wants to commit a murder tonight?
- Iceland 🇮🇸
*playing monopoly revolution*
Denmark 🇩🇰: oooh chance.
Norway 🇳🇴: there's been a lot of bad chances so far.
Denmark 🇩🇰: yea, that means I'll get a good one. They can't all be bad.
*2 seconds later*
Denmark 🇩🇰: Guess I'm going to jail.
Do you ever simp so hard for an enderman that you feel sad when he’s hurting? Cause same. Sorry lizard, I couldn’t kill him. I feel like Finland would understand how I’m feeling...
- Cereal 🥣
(bro he’s on fire he’s gonna die anyway -lizard 🦎)
Ask the APH Nordics: gaming edition! Featuring gaming clips and funny moments! | Asks are open! | Admins/muns: Lizard 🦎 (he/they) and Cereal 🥣(any pronouns)
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