✨Welcome To This Shit Show Of A Blog✨

Denmark 🇩🇰: I think I'm about to myself.

Norway 🇳🇴: Go to the toilet then.

Denmark 🇩🇰: No it's fine, I'm a gamer.

Iceland 🇮🇸:

@more-than-hiking-buddies-askblog is a nasty bastard that steals TVs and fireplaces and traps you in your own house pass it on

Update: 

They have trapped us in their house

Update 2: 

the plot thickens 

who is tallest and who is tiny

Denmark - TALL BASTARD. At least 6’3” and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Sweden - ALSO A TALL BASTARD but very slightly shorter than Den. Tbh it’s probably only Den’s hair that makes him look taller. About 6’2” - 6’3”

Norway - NOT TINY. I like my Norwegians TALL 😤 shorter than Den and Swe but not that much shorter, about 6’0”

Iceland - Average (by Icelandic standards anyway), about 5’8” (although he wishes he was taller)

Finland - The Tiniest™️ (but he can and will destroy you), not by much tho, about 5’7” - 5’7.5”

Today we learned that I am never allowed to win a game of Fall Guys, and also that Finland is very good at insulting people 

-Nor 🇳🇴

Oh, uh, aitäh :’)

I really hope that’s right lmao

- Ice 🇮🇸

In honour of me forgetting it is Iceland’s birthday today 😔✌

Happy birthday ice bby <3

Keep reading

Don’t enter the void, kids

-Nor 🇳🇴

This is what you’re missing by not joining our discord 😤 https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

ATTENTION EVERYONE

Yo! Lizard and Cereal here! We have some news!

✨WE CREATED A DISCORD SERVER✨

cause we’re cool like that 😎 This blog isn’t exactly huge, but it’s kinda difficult to film and edit videos to release consistently, so we figured, hey, why don’t we stream sometimes? 

If people are actually interested, we will start streaming every Thursday evening at 6pm GMT

Of course, it will also kinda be a Hetalia server, since we are the gaymer NORDICS, hehe

So, if any of that interests you, please stop by! We don’t bite!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/BqESyKVv

hehe

Lizard 🦎:

Cereal 🥣:

uhhhh tagging @roniebuttercups @more-than-hiking-buddies-askblog and whoever else wants to do it :)

((Let's start a picrew!

@cupcakes-and-british-tea @feliciohno @ask-fish-boy @ask-chibi-2p-japan @ask-octomer-arthur @faeciano @absolutelyinvincible @ask-hws-kingsland ))

Okay so, uh, we just hit 200 followers, which is absolutely insane

We weren’t expecting to hit 200 anywhere near as quickly as we did, we love all of you so much, thank you for supporting us and our shenanigans!

We have a ✨different kind of video✨ planned for a celebration, but we only recorded it yesterday so it’s still in the works lmfao - hopefully it’ll be out tomorrow so keep an eye out!

Again, thank you so much for all your support, it means the world to both of us <3

-Lizard 🦎 & Cereal 🥣