Sup
What happened in your last Among Us session?
Denmark: Uhh... A lot of this
Norway: Everyone knew Den was the imposter when he didn’t die first
Denmark: You guys are so mean :(
*playing monopoly revolution*
Norway 🇳🇴: No I typed that wrong, 180k not 780k.
Iceland 🇮🇸: That's the third time you've almost accidentally given someone more than they needed.
Norway 🇳🇴: I'm just so rich, I'm desperate to give all my money away.
Iceland 🇮🇸:
Iceland 🇮🇸: Quick! We need more seaweed!
Norway 🇳🇴: Sorry I'm not really into weed.
Iceland 🇮🇸:
*playing mario kart*
Norway 🇳🇴: DON’T COME NEAR ME
Denmark 🇩🇰: I want to touch you
Norway 🇳🇴: STOP FONDLING ME
Want to know how to make Sweden extremely frustrated? Making him play golf usually does the trick :)
-Den 🇩🇰
If you don’t like whispering, don’t watch the end of this video (but actually do because it’s funny)
-Swe 🇸🇪
Denmark 🇩🇰: Are you friendly?
Ghost: Kill.
Sweden 🇸🇪: We'll take that as a no.
Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!
Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc
- Cereal 🥣
WHEN ARE DENMARK AND NORWAY GETTING MARRIED
Denmark: 4/20/69 😎
Norway: That’s too far away :(
Denmark: But... It’s the funny weed and sex numbers :(
Norway: :’(
Denmark: ... 4/20/21?
Norway: Much better :)
Denmark: Can I wear the dress?
Norway: You can wear a dress if you really want to
Denmark: :D
So basically, we were left to “babysit” Åland, who has a rather... questionable relationship with Den (and Nor). To combat this, Nor decided it would be a brilliant idea to get extremely drunk and force me to play overcooked with him to “entertain” everyone. He tried to convince Den to play, but he refused because apparently he was off his ADHD meds and was practically falling asleep (although he just seemed high to me). Anyway, chaos ensued.
-Ice 🇮🇸
(thank you to @never-enough-fandoms (as Den) and @karinsnightmareparty (as Åland) for helping create the extra chaos in this video)
*playing cooking mama wii (yes you read that right, don’t question it)*
Denmark 🇩🇰: Wait, you need to turn the wiimote for this?
Sweden 🇸🇪: Yes, you need to hold it the other way
Denmark 🇩🇰: Okay things are getting serious, the strap is coming off
oh lawd thanks for the tag lmao
you getting 6 facts for the price of 3 since there’s 2 of us hehe 😌✌️
Lizard:
1. i’m a big music nerd who never left his emo phase lmao, i play guitar, bass guitar, ukulele and trumpet and i plan on studying popular music at uni next year
2. it’s really easy to make me cry lmao, especially happy cry, i cried when i listened to twenty one pilots’ new album for the first time, i cried when my friend got me bubble tea today (i was having a SHIT day and wasn’t expecting it), and i cry whenever i get a sweet message from that fucker who stole my TV in stardew valley who i hate very much 😤 (i’m kidding ilysm kiwi 💕)
3. i ramble a lot (obviously) and never know when to shut up so if you start talking to me be prepared for me to talk ur ear off 😎✌️
Cereal: (I’m useless at thinking about myself so i asked some friends to answer this)
1. I hate confrontation for myself but will do everything possible to put everyone around me at ease and I am useless at thinking for myself.
2. I have no label on my sexuality.
3. I love reading books when I have the mental capacity to.
@roniebuttercups @just-an-artist-that-exists @shy-cuteassed-mochi @karinsnightmareparty @more-than-hiking-buddies-askblog
(sorry for tags lmao)
If you get this, answer with three random facts about yourself! Then send this to the last seven blogs that are in your notifications. Can be anonymous or not! Let's get to know the person behind the blog!
OH UHM OKAY I LOVE THIS. So-
Random fact numbet uno (1): I’m a solid black belt in karate
Random fact number dos (2): i don’t type with caps that often
Random fact tres (3): i don’t speak spanish i just tricked you with this post ;)
@strawberry-cupcake @sunshinediangelo
[i don’t have that many notifs or mutals so you two have fun]
Ask the APH Nordics: gaming edition! Featuring gaming clips and funny moments! | Asks are open! | Admins/muns: Lizard 🦎 (he/they) and Cereal 🥣(any pronouns)
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