Oh Lawd Thanks For The Tag Lmao

*playing mario kart, specifically dragon driftway*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Oh god my mind doesn’t think in this many dimensions

Iceland 🇮🇸: Clearly your brain is only 2D

Denmark 🇩🇰: I’m just a 2D kinda guy 😎

On today’s episode of “shit that happened while playing overcooked 2″

Den decided to create a massive fucking pile of rice...

Then Nor thought it would be funny to copy him and break the game by creating a massive fucking pile of cucumbers.

My computer crashed immediately after this from the sheer amount of INGREDIENCE. 

-Ice 🇮🇸

Norway 🇳🇴: *using spirit box* Are you friendly?

Ghost: Attack.

Norway 🇳🇴: *sighs* ok.

It was a beautiful day when you guys walk in on Iceland playing Good Pizza Great Pizza on his phone-

And it is the Valentine's Day event-

Denmark: Uhh... You okay there bud?

Iceland: Yeah why

Denmark: That seems like a pretty interesting game you’re playing...

Iceland: I- uhhh...

Norway: GO OUTSIDE, MEET SOME REAL PEOPLE, EAT SOME REAL PIZZA, STOP BEING SO SAD AND LONELY

Iceland: IM NOT SAD AND LONELY IM JUST PLAYING A GAME

Denmark: Are you sure you’re okay

Iceland: no

*playing phasmophobia*

Ghost: *does the spooky breath thing*

Finland 🇫🇮: Hey bitch, we’re in a global panorama, you can’t go around breathing on people

Sweden 🇸🇪: ... Panorama?

Ghost: *appears right next to Fin*

Finland 🇫🇮: EXCUSE ME THIS ISN’T SOCIAL DISTANCING, PLEASE GET YOUR CRUSTY ASS SIX FEET AWAY FROM ME

Sweden 🇸🇪:

*playing monopoly revolution*

Norway 🇳🇴: No I typed that wrong, 180k not 780k.

Iceland 🇮🇸: That's the third time you've almost accidentally given someone more than they needed.

Norway 🇳🇴: I'm just so rich, I'm desperate to give all my money away.

Iceland 🇮🇸:

*playing fall guys*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Omg there’s giant fists, I don’t wanna get fisted

Norway 🇳🇴: No, we don’t want any fisting

Denmark 🇩🇰: Not right now anyway, save that for later ;)

Norway 🇳🇴:

SWEDEN what is your favorite item from IKEA

D J U N G E L S K O G

*playing monopoly revolution*

Sweden 🇸🇪: This is the 6th time you've been in jail, what have you been doing with your life?

Finland 🇫🇮: Arson.

This is a brilliant example of why Nor never left me on my own with Den for very long when I was younger - this is pretty much exactly what would’ve happened. -Ice