Recently There Has Been A Kid Walking Around My School Dressed As And Acting Like Dr Clef. Between Classes

my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:

he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year

Dr Clef: No matter how much you resist, you are learning this.

Random guy attending his seminar: I’m scared now.

Dr Clef: Good. You should be.

this posted reversed last time and i don't know why so reupload immediately after

i’m having a gender confusion issue recently and this joke i didn’t finish is the funniest thing to me so i’m posting it

My gf is an actual amab cis girl. They wrote male on her birth certificate by mistake

holy shit tell your girlfriend congrats on the fun gender

“Why do all the hot people have to be ace???”

- Our distraught Elf Bard, after trying to flirt with the Aasimar Fighter (me) who happens to be aromantic/asexual

I’m opening the month of Good Father Clef, as this thing has been haunting me for a very long time! >>:(

I really like both the old and the new version 166 (both so cute omg). I have a headkanon that 166 is bad at eating anything at all, so her father tries to leave her little gifts from all over the world that cannot harm her. And she tries every day to pray for his well-being, as she believes that he is a big idiot and puts himself in risky situations.

Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef Papa Clef