Do You Think, For A Potato Chip, Being Dipped In An Onion-based Condiment Is Like Seeing An Old Friend

They call me creepy on account of I. I um. I’m pasta.

its alright man standup is hard dont be nervous

really, if we tried, we could make philomena cunk a tumblr sexywoman.

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

Anyway, I'd like to remind everyone that genocide is still being committed in Gaza, not just with guns and bombs but with disease and starvation.

Please take a moment to support humanitarian efforts there:

Islamic Relief Fund USA

Medical Aid for Palestinians UK

Palestinian Children's Relief Fund

Medecins Sans Frontiers

radiohead when videofeet walks in

These stupid feds don't even know where the US is located 😭

dick around tbh

literally i think it is so funny when i meet someone who was raised by liberal parents in a non religious household like i love you but what on earth did you do as a kid

everything is either a river or a lake. cars are lakes trains are rivers. love is a lake happiness is a river. days are lakes nights are rivers etc

Rodarte Fall 2023