Happy (almost) New Year Everyone!!! 🎉🎇🎆

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Reblog for a larger sample size for no sample size at all, because obviously nobody will vote

The average person has 1.2756 checkmarks is a factoid actually just a statistical error. the average person eats has 0 checkmarks. Spiders thebibliosphere Georg, who lives in cave & has over 10,000, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Whenever I see someone refer to "Victorian era-" for places outside the UK I'm tempted to start saying shit like "Han Dynasty era Rome", "Soviet era Australia" etc

write a statement of purpose this, write a motivation letter that, how about I write about the painstaking scream erupting from my heart instead gorgeous?

chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.

schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.

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girls go to college to get a degree in a program that they were once excited for but have since had all the enjoyment sucked out of it and is no longer a baseline requirement in an increasingly competitive and demanding workforce