Seduces You To Kill Me

hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

trying to find more songs for the playlist like a hunter and gatherer

Mr krabs can I go home please

Sir

really wish that aroaces who don't want a partner of ANY kind were included more and not thrown under the bus constantly

most terrifying website

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

i’m losing my fucking mind over this

Me reviewing my own code: who the hell let this guy code?

Tumblr is where girls go to be alone with other girls who are being alone and that's why I've been using this site for so long

My girlfriend got the philosopher's kidney stone, turns my cum into gold :D

She Visita my Interiora Terrae until she Rectificando Invenies my Occultum Lapidem