Chekov’s Cat: If You See A Cat, It Will Probably Be Relevant Later.

dick around tbh

literally i think it is so funny when i meet someone who was raised by liberal parents in a non religious household like i love you but what on earth did you do as a kid

Whenever I have something copied to my clipboard I can feel it. I feel the weight of it on my mouse

yo @humans @staff what the fuck is your trust and safety team smoking

They call me creepy on account of I. I um. I’m pasta.

its alright man standup is hard dont be nervous

STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose

straight up you're not blogging unless your butt naked leaned back in a chair smoking a badly rolled blunt and the ash is falling onto your bare chest and it hurts and it hurts and it hurts

I miss when I was a fish. When I was bones. When i was ferns. Sky. Whales. bug. Peace. Occasional brutal death for the sake of the ecosystem. Easy life