Criminal Husbands

the sun ☀️ & the moon 🌕

chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.

schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.

They are studying us in petri dishes

post-post clarity when you're looking at your post on the dash like who gives a fuck. delete

“If she’s your girl then why she-” we’re polyamorous. she’s our girl. kiss me bro

I had the most terminally online dream last night.

In my dream, I was explaining to my mom what shipping is, and the example I decided to use was "like, some people think Goncharov should be together with Andrey instead of Katya."

Yes. Some people indeed think so about Goncharov. The titular character of the 1973 mafia epic. You know, the film that's beloved by generations of fans and that my mom would certainly have seen. Yes yes.

please send help

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode