SHOUTO TODOROKI HEADCANON

you right

Hoseok:Seokjin,Namjoon won’t come out of his room.

Seokjin:just tell him I said something stupid.

Hoseok:like what?

Seokjin:like anything factually incorrect.

Namjoon,a few minutes later: DID YOU JUST SAY THE SUN IS A F*CKING PLANET-

jimin,running to namjoon: hey-

namjoon: shh!yoongi is sleeping.

jimin *hushed* : oh,okay,sorry.

namjoon *hushed*: what’s up?

jimin *whispering*: the dorm is on fire.

A.R.M.Y

i’ve joined army

cuz i’ve found you charming

you differ from the crowd

and your voices are loud

i’ve always admired your work ethic

though people seem to think i’m pathetic

the lessons you taught me are real

cuz of you i learned to express how i feel

its not about me

finally breaking free

i dont have any will

lastly before you,i’ll cautiously kneel

i act like it’s okay

but i just observe from afar

at least count on me to stay

you were born to be a superstar

i believe in reason supremacy!!! DIS A WHOLE BOP

small collection of yoongi things i love:

the way he overturns the archaic structure of daechwita to roll up in a car and end king yoongi’s life with a revolver

inability to say no to the maknae line

that time he got his feelings hurt over his soulmate hobi calling him a business partner

tangerine boy

“oppa show us your teeth”

that little jog he did during in the soop when he got excited about all the boys making music together

loves holding hands but will never admit it

that shy smile when he’s being praised

proficient cook. just so generally competent that seokjin nearly fell in love with a man.

“tongue technology”

when he timed his rap on his rolex watch

his squeaky register when he raps

that one pink suit fancam (and this one too)

the way i feel like fully bursting into tears whenever i hear “i feel so nice, mom, i feel so nice”

“born in a ditch but rise up a dragon”

freedom or loneliness?

as ive stared into the ceiling

for the millionth time

i mindlessly debated

do i wanna be felt?

or do i wanna run through the ruins

feel the leaves

smell the flowers

run barefoot

do i live for someone else

,can i live without anothers touch?

can the two coexist?

maybe they dont even have to?

does one mean love and the other hate?

what are the roles? are they implied?

cant we just find freedom and love through simplicity?

the thoughts remain unanswered

minghao: if anything goes wrong,jeonghan,fake a heart attack.

jeonghan: uuu what are we thinking? classic angina or something sexier like myocardial infarction?

minghao: just drop down on the ground and wiggle?

jeonghan: im gonna nail this!!!

namjoon: alright Hoseok how are you gonna get out of this one?

hobi: well,i’m going to say verbally because judging by your tone you’re not in the mood for the dance i’ve prepared.

the rest of BTS: *shuffle off disappointedly*

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